Painkiller - For real.

[SenseOfTumour]

Am I the only one who was expecting to read a news story about some nutter who's invented a gun that fires stakes?

or one that shoots shurikens and lightning?
and has tits and is on fire?

 

[Zombie_Fish]

Am I the only one who was expecting to read a news story about some nutter who's invented a gun that fires stakes?

It doesn't fire stakes, it pins people to walls with whole trees.

Anyway, try eating whole raw chillies. That ought to distract you.

 

[PureChaos]

Get someone to hit you with a cricket bat.

i had that happen (it was an accident mind) and pretty much lost 3 teeth because if it. luckily they were loose anyway and needed to come up gut it helped them along the way.

 

[Koeryn]

Am I the only one who was expecting to read a news story about some nutter who's invented a gun that fires stakes?

or one that shoots shurikens and lightning?
and has tits and is on fire?

I was under the same impression myself. It's actually a thread discussing the horribly torturous ways of trying to ignore pain, go figure.

Anyways, I think you should take the advice you've already given yourself, whether you realize you did or not.

Laughter's the best medicine (for non-hernia-or-broken-rib-related). It does a whole mess of good things for you, so just laugh a lot. Sometimes the best pain killer is the one your body produces naturally.

 

[sheic99]

If you could get a doctor's appointment earlier in the week, or if there is a cancellation, you could ask for some stronger painkillers from them first. If anything, it's worth a try.