Cover all tile and hard wood floors with butter and use it as a slip and slide. I actually did that once.
Parent-less for 2 weeks
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finally someone who makes sense!!! lol whenever im home alone i just either go to a party or invite people to smoke weed... lolKukul said:
Sit alone and brood while your brothers go to hang out with their friends.
Because you are alone. So alone. And you always will be. Everybody you know is completely transient, they won't stay around.
Because you are alone. So alone. And you always will be. Everybody you know is completely transient, they won't stay around.
My girlfriend and I burned some shit in the bath. It just never occurred to us that a bath was flammable.konkwastaken said:
Walk around naked, and but a light near a window with a translucent curtain, then when you have a boner, just sit at that window. Your Silhouette will scare all the little children.
AND IT WILL BE FUCKING HILARIOUS!
AND IT WILL BE FUCKING HILARIOUS!
I just recently had something like that when my parents went to take my brother to college, only it was for about 3 days. My advice would just be to enjoy having the house to yourselves and take advantage of the greater time frame by having sleep-overs and whatnot.
I know, I'm bland.
I know, I'm bland.
Sigh...
Sorry for a less perverse and more morally sound option, but just have fun. I mean, when my parents are gone, I play Gears of War without having to worry about Mom getting all grossed out from the gore. I play Final Fantasy without the inevitable interruption during important cutscenes. I watch anime without being lectured about whether or not I got all my homework done. Not to mention I can turn it all up really, really high.
Don't use the time to screw up your life, just enjoy the benefits of their absence.
Sorry for a less perverse and more morally sound option, but just have fun. I mean, when my parents are gone, I play Gears of War without having to worry about Mom getting all grossed out from the gore. I play Final Fantasy without the inevitable interruption during important cutscenes. I watch anime without being lectured about whether or not I got all my homework done. Not to mention I can turn it all up really, really high.
Don't use the time to screw up your life, just enjoy the benefits of their absence.
I've never quite agreed with parents who just go off on vacations and leave their kids behind for large periods of time. I find it rather irresponsible of them, and equally funny when they come back and one of their kids has been hurt or killed in some fashion that wouldn't have happened had they been there. What puts the icing on the cake is when they're all "We just don't understand how this could have happend!?"
I suppose though its an issue of trust, if your parents believe they can leave you at home for 2 weeks and not come home to a pile of ashes; more power to you that you've earned that kind of confidence in them. I would highly advise that do your best not destroy that confidence by doing something stupid.
I suppose though its an issue of trust, if your parents believe they can leave you at home for 2 weeks and not come home to a pile of ashes; more power to you that you've earned that kind of confidence in them. I would highly advise that do your best not destroy that confidence by doing something stupid.
set up police lines around the house and have your brother sit on the street and cry. And when your parents ask what happened tell him to say ``well there was this bear..´´.
Get your girlfriends, if you have, over. See where the night takes you. *wink*
i also endorse the "Alligator' and "Bear' ideas. w00t
i also endorse the "Alligator' and "Bear' ideas. w00t
Sacrificing to the Devil, then eating the remains, followed by a blood orgy
But remember, clean up after yourself, and Hail Satan ya little skamp.
WAIT, I have a much better idea. Just drop kick EVERYTHING. See a TV? Drop kick it. Bathtub? Drop kick. Do everything in the house and video it..........alongside the blood orgy.
But remember, clean up after yourself, and Hail Satan ya little skamp.
WAIT, I have a much better idea. Just drop kick EVERYTHING. See a TV? Drop kick it. Bathtub? Drop kick. Do everything in the house and video it..........alongside the blood orgy.
it's simple, do this [http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1772386]
You have a flammable bathtub?!JanatUrlich said:
Don't. My uncle did this when he was 17 and my grandfather walked in on it. Let's just say that this wasn't the worst thing he'd ever done either.Fauxity said:
THIS IS THE BEST THING TO DO EVER IN THE WORLD EVER PERIOD! Sorry for the caps but that is too awesome.