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Knight of Cydonia

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Liberaliter said:
wewontdie11 said:
Have a party. Not just any party, call this guy [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2EDtxEumFI] and get him to organise one for you.
That guy is epic! I love how just doesn't care as the reporter gets angry xD
He has to be one of the best guys EVER
 

TheRightToArmBears

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Step 1: Fill the house with crates of beer
Step 2: Fill the bath
Step 3: Attach funnel to short length of hose

Underwater funnels!

Or cover all the walls in pornography.
Hell, do both!
 

DeathsAmbassador

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Sell all your furniture and buy the craziest biggest sound system you can find, when your parents ask just say that you got robbed and that you bought the system with your own money. And throw a party as well.
 

Skuffyshootster

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You could:

-Start a cult
-Take a crap on the floor (you can also clean it up if you are so inclined)
-Invite over some friends and divide the house up Lord of the Flies style
-Make a porno
-Start a boxing club in your basement
-Rearrange the furniture and say it was always like that when your parents get home
-Capture some hobos and put them in a ring together with a box of cereal in the middle (hilarity will ensue)

I have others.
 

Saint Dillon

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thecaptainof said:
try to keep it sensible and legal, they won't give you the same trust in future if you abuse it. Because they will find out. They always do.

That's probably a lot more boring than you were hoping for.
Party pooper. :/
 

Optimus Hagrid

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Thaius said:
Sigh...

Sorry for a less perverse and more morally sound option, but just have fun. I mean, when my parents are gone, I play Gears of War without having to worry about Mom getting all grossed out from the gore. I play Final Fantasy without the inevitable interruption during important cutscenes. I watch anime without being lectured about whether or not I got all my homework done. Not to mention I can turn it all up really, really high. :D

Don't use the time to screw up your life, just enjoy the benefits of their absence.
I would do this, but only because I am boring.
 

Shapsters

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wewontdie11 said:
Have a party. Not just any party, call this guy [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2EDtxEumFI] and get him to organise one for you.
Oh my god, what a douchebag!

I agree with he first 3 options, but combine them. Participate in the orgy, take a break to fight some bears naked, and have porn blasting in the background.
 

Ridonculous_Ninja

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T5seconds said:
You guys are just not creative enough how about a 3 way cage match with a flameing aligator and a bear in the dark while having clothed orgys around the ring and the winner gets to fuck your girlfreind (god you better hope the bear doesnt win) while sky diveing onto the top of your house where you will play a lan party game with naked women with the women teaching you how too cook TRUELY this shall be the best two weeks of your life

"NOTE" If you fail to find this funny read the rest of the comments please feel free to tell me the ones i missed
No, see, at least the bear is a mammal. I don't even know what the Alligator would do...

Hope to whichever diety you believe in that the Alligator doesn't win. Or just duct-tape it's mouth closed so it can't win. =P
 

curty129

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Plan an elaborate prank for when your parents get home.

If you need any ideas, then.. I'd say go with the "Door opens - Brick comes down." choice. Now, go plan such a master prank.