Peanut allergies are worse than AIDS

lacktheknack

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PatSilverFox said:
EDIT: I enjoy watching men's tennis. The noises the women make during a match sound inappropriate.
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OT: Satirical troll is satirical.
 

FalloutJack

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Oh, please. Allow me to respond to these in order, because it's just so damn funny.


{1} There's about a 60 million people from community colleges who would like to speak to you. They have torches and pitchforks.

{2} Because gay people certainly don't have enough trouble as is, what with such intolerant bitches talkin'.

{3} Obviously, the United States does not agree. I hope you enjoy your pity party with Jack Thompson.

{4} I think tweeting about this crap all day has quadruple the effect on the user.

{5} Your parents took you to Woodstock as a child, didn't they? Bad trip much?

{6} Research fail. There are many restaurants who accommodate people who can't handle peanuts.

{7} Welcome to the recession. That notion may not be economically viable. Pump your own gas, lazy ass.

{8} By law, a handicap is a handicap. Doing things minus any limb is highly difficult, LIKE DRIVING.

{9} News flash: No it isn't. Maybe you and Canada think so, but both of you are wrong. Move on. And move to Canada.

{10} Oh, fuck off.

{11} My sister has peanut allergies. I think she can safely say that it still beats dying.

{12} Accidents will happen, and it is a fact that certain medical procedures use this to build up immunities.

{13} Look, you're just mad because you can't have a peanut butter sandwich, and you're attacking those who CAN...but can't wash it down with a glass of milk! Get off our backs, woman! Some of us want to have milk and cookies here!

In conclusion, I should like to pay for a chorus of singers who will sing an edited version of "Kyle's Mom Is A *****" from South Park in her name. I am not interested in her activity on twitter, though, as she is clearly a twit herself.
 

OrpheumZero

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Kevon Huggins said:
She is a
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You know its
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Nay, She is, as Cartman would say:

A super mega Kamehahaha BIOCTH!
 

TonyVonTonyus

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I sit in my home everyday, I see things like this and I just have to say "fucking people". If this isn't an example of why people suck then I don't wanna see the people who actually DO.
 

TonyVonTonyus

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I sit in my home everyday, I see things like this and I just have to say "fucking people". If this isn't an example of why people suck then I don't wanna see the people who actually DO.
 

Tilted_Logic

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...I don't even know what to say... this is beyond stupidity. That woman is a life coach!? Somebody say it ain't so!

Really though, most of what she's saying seems to be blown way out of proportion, and her comments about gamers are flat out ignorant. How do you have a right to judge other people when you've never tried their way of life?

And the peanut allergy thing..... Well, I was born with a severe allergy to all nuts, luckily not to the point where inhalation or skin contact would kill me, but I'm not sure why she would compare it to AIDs... that's like comparing an orange to celery I think.
 

Dorian6

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At first I thought it was just Poe's Law in effect, but now idk.

Oh well, she's obviously an idiot and not worth the time it took me to write this post, so I'm not gonna waste any more by thinking about it.

Can't help but feel sorry for Caleb though.
 

TheBoltman

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Somewhat disappointed to learn it's fake. It was super hilarious to think that a person like that could actually exist.
 

spartan231490

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Spot1990 said:
spartan231490 said:
I'm not really offended by peoples stupidity anymore. But as to the title of this thread, I would like to point out that you can't give you're lover a peanut allergy.

And I actually agree with her comment about the one-armed guy. yes, it's a handicap and you deserve privileges, a shorter walk isn't one of them. My friend always throws out his handicap parking thing. It pisses him off. He's like: Yeah, i can't see anything out of my left eye, but I can walk across a parking lot just fine thanks.
Thing about only having one arm is it can make carrying things a long distance more than a little difficult.
Yes, but they make these things called carts to help people carry things. Sorry, I couldn't help it. Anywhere that you are going to buy something difficult to carry, they provide a method of carrying it. a trolley if it's heavy or a cart if you're going to have a lot of them.
 

ProfessorLayton

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How can you say this isn't a troll... "If you expose a child afflicted by food allergies to their allergen (even by accident) you should be fined or possibly face jail time."

How does that even make sense? I would follow her for a laugh, though some people do actually believe this stuff and the mere fact that someone out there agrees with "her" would upset me.
 

spartan231490

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CannibalRobots said:
spartan231490 said:
I'm not really offended by peoples stupidity anymore. But as to the title of this thread, I would like to point out that you can't give you're lover a peanut allergy.

And I actually agree with her comment about the one-armed guy. yes, it's a handicap and you deserve privileges, a shorter walk isn't one of them. My friend always throws out his handicap parking thing. It pisses him off. He's like: Yeah, i can't see anything out of my left eye, but I can walk across a parking lot just fine thanks.
God forbid he have to carry something across that parking lot.
People tend to carry things a fucking lot, ya know.
I'm sorry, but there is only one reasonable response to this post: What?
 

Screamarie

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The fact that she is a mother horrifies me. If this is all real, I feel so sorry for her children because you know they're going to grow up to be men and women that hang on their mother's apron strings a little too long....like Norman Bates too long.
 

lacktheknack

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spartan231490 said:
Spot1990 said:
spartan231490 said:
I'm not really offended by peoples stupidity anymore. But as to the title of this thread, I would like to point out that you can't give you're lover a peanut allergy.

And I actually agree with her comment about the one-armed guy. yes, it's a handicap and you deserve privileges, a shorter walk isn't one of them. My friend always throws out his handicap parking thing. It pisses him off. He's like: Yeah, i can't see anything out of my left eye, but I can walk across a parking lot just fine thanks.
Thing about only having one arm is it can make carrying things a long distance more than a little difficult.
Yes, but they make these things called carts to help people carry things. Sorry, I couldn't help it. Anywhere that you are going to buy something difficult to carry, they provide a method of carrying it. a trolley if it's heavy or a cart if you're going to have a lot of them.
As an ex-customer clerk, allow me to point out that pushing a heavy cart with one hand without crashing into things is really, REALLY hard.

Hard enough that it seems fair that he should park close.

If you don't believe it, try putting a couple hundred pounds of stuff in a cart and try it yourself. I'm not liable for your bent wrist, though.
 

Moronical

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She's probably a troll like everyone says, but realizing the fact that there are actually twats like these IRL is starting to disturb me.