Pentagon to Rewrite Evolution, Create Immortal Life

[jimduckie]

gee your tax dollars at work ... again

 

[Burningsok]

LOL this kind of stuff seems top secret

Right, just like when they PUBLICLY announced the plan to assassinate Binladen

Well that depends on if they were like "hey, we have a plan to get Bin Ladin" or if they actually got into detail on the plan. The details of the plan would be top secret but the just the plan in general would probably be known throughout the world.

 

[Souplex]

Race you to the bunker!

 

[PrimoThePro]

um... whoa.
i knew they were batshit crazy.... but this brings it to a whole new level...

 

[shadow741]

I just KNOW they're going to fuck up something and it will most likely doom the human race

 

[Chechosaurus]

Don't even want to get started on why that is messed up but does anyone else find the word "Plasmids" ringing in their mind? I sure as hell do. One step at a time....

 

[2012 Wont Happen]

Creating life never has and never will work when attempted by humanity. If they enhanced existing organisms, I suppose this could work in theory, but then it would be very difficult to create even a single celled organism with their specifications.

 

[Raregolddragon]

I think the boys at DARPA need to play bioshock.

 

[Hallow'sEve]

Creating life never has and never will work when attempted by humanity.

Why not? We did Furby and Tamagotchi pretty well

 

[2012 Wont Happen]

Creating life never has and never will work when attempted by humanity.

Why not? We did Furby and Tamagotchi pretty well

Criteria for life:

Does it react to it?s environment?
Does the object adapt to its environment?
Does the object reproduce?
Does the object grow?
Does the object obtain and use energy?
Is the object made of cells?

Therefore, furby is only one half alive.

 

[Hallow'sEve]

Criteria for life:

Does it react to it?s environment?
Does the object adapt to its environment?
Does the object reproduce?
Does the object grow?
Does the object obtain and use energy?
Is the object made of cells?

Party pooper, well what about China Pets? Those count, right?

 

[kahlzun]

Isn't this the backstory to the FEV from Fallout?

Are we going to get Super Mutants everywhere now?

Edit:

If this gets into a virus, does this make the T-Virus? 'Cause that would be awesome.

 

[fanklok]

First they make zombie pigs and now they're creating Immortals? Does anyone else think this is their attempt to make the most fucking amazing IRL RTS ever? They should probably get to work on giving me the ability to shoot bees out of my wrist, and not die and stuff.

 

[Zoph]

If on the off chance none of the fail safe self destruct things worked, and they all went rouge, escaped, made their way to our major cities and attacked, would it be classed as an alien invasion, even if its our own doing?
Either way, whatever happens, its going to be awesome.

 

[Kiju]

When Man plays as God, then I don't know what the hell is going to happen.

I think the old saying, "Don't play with fire, you might get burned." makes a very...very large portion of this.

 

[BlindMessiah94]

Yay, the human race is that much closer to it's inevitable doom!
I for one, welcome our new superior masters, who will no doubt overcome their killswitch, and offer them a fruit basket of peace.
All hail the Synthetics!

 

[tzimize]

I fully support this. Let them tinker as long as they are not creating weapons. We dont need more of those. But anything for science. Let mankind advance.