People that piss you off

[Andaxay]

"Ooh, me and my ten friends from college are on a lunch break so we're going to go and stand in a huge circle in the local video games store, dropping food everywhere and blocking customers from getting to the stuff that will get some DAMN MONEY INTO THE STORE!!!!"

"I'm a woman and have a pram with a child in it, therefore I have automatic right-of-way and if I have to run over people's toes to get to where I want to be, then I will!"

"Oh, a video games store, my kid loves video games so I'll leave the little angel in here whilst I go and do the boring shopping. I'm sure the nice sales assistant will look after him and makes sure he doesn't hurt himself because it's her job to make sure of that! And she'll clean up all the stock he might knock over and mop up the half-eaten sweets he'll leave peppered around the place! Because it's her job!"

Erm, NO, love, it bloody isn't!

 

[Sirron Kcuch]

Say arrow to the knee, say it, c'mon I DARE YA I DOUBLE DARE YA ************, say arrow to the knee one more time.

 

[Yureina]

People who believe themselves to be superior to all others, or who feel like they have a "right" to power and being in some kind of high position. Anyone who tries to seek out power in order to control and manipulate others is, in essence, my natural enemy.

Unfortunately, I feel kind of lost when I don't have one of these people around... :/

 

[Odbarc]

People who piss me off; Drivers who cut off pedestrians crossing the street when the hand is white.
Alternatively, similar people who drive AT pedestrians crossing the street when the hand is white.

In my Country, there's a law that says it's illegal to turn when a pedestrian hasn't finished/currently crossing. You're not supposed to go!

 

[lacktheknack]

"Meh, this towel is too wet."

Locker rooms suck.

 

[Al-Bundy-da-G]

"Oh, our son has 2 year old son has cancer? Oh dear. I'm sorry you say he can be treated easily and be completely fine in a few months? I'm sorry I don't believe in medicine. Our little baby only need the healing power of the Lord to save, and if we pray hard enoughand long enough the illusion of luekemia will disappear."

Makes me wish I was still a minor so I can knock his teeth out. Ask him to pray to the lord to grant him new teeth. Won't help the kid but it'll make me feel a little better.

 

[latiasracer]

Hey, Look at that young man with Ginger hair... Let's throw all our food items at him! (Tbh, in their minds it's probably more like : "lol letz throw are fud at that ginger")

Curse you chavs.
Bless you Shower.

 

[him over there]

People, all people, every last one of them!
I'm joking of course, people I hate the most are people who hate me first for arbitrary reasons, don't shoot first you know? You don't even know me get to know me then you can really hate me! Also mothers at gamestop;"Do you have Halo 4 for Playstation 2?"

 

[Torrasque]

Ignorant people who try pushing their beliefs on other people. And crazy fans of anything, really. Also, self-proclaimed autistic people, especially when they use it as an excuse to be an asshole.

Could you please re-state that from their perspective?

Ah, touche.

lol, I meant could you re-state what it is they do that annoys you as if you are them doing the annoying action.
Please read my original post if you need clarification.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Hello."
"Fuck off I don't like you because you're annoying."
"Y'know what. Fuck you. Why are you even talking to me you twat. I hate you too."

or

"HI! LOOK AT MY CHILD AND MY OTHER CHILD AND MY THIRD CHILD AND MY BOYFRIEND. MY LIFE'S GREAT HOWS YOURS!"
"GREAT. LOOK AT MY CHILDREN TOO! WE'RE ALL HERE IN THIS MINUSCULE SHOP RIGHT NEXT TO OUR COUNCIL FLAT TO BUY A PINT OF MILK AND SOME MICROWAVABLE BURGERS!"
"NO WAY, US TOO! HERE'S THE MILK AND BURGERS WE BOUGHT!"
"HERE'S OURS!"
5 minutes later. "BYE!"

Curse you chavs.

That's exactly what i think every time I got to the shops.

 

[Fijiman]

"All right. Got my Xbox 360 set up with Live and I'm ready to play. Wait, what's this? A mic? Why would I need this? Besides, mics are for noobs who aren't MLG like me." or "Sweet, I've got my Kinect set up and know how to use it as a mic. Now all I have to do is turn my TV up on full blast and start meeting people." and of course "So I'm ten years old and probably shouldn't even be playing this game, I'm sure no one will mind. And just to be sure everyone can hear me I'm going to talk really loudly and have my mic practically right the mouth mouth that I breath loudly through."

Seriously, the Xbox comes with a mic. That means you should use it, but keep it out of your mouth so that we can't hear you breathing all the time. And while the Kinect may have some good audio quality when used as a mic, if you have your TV up it will echo and no one likes that. Not to mention most of the time all that others hear is a metallic screeching and anything else going on in the house.

Almost forgot a few.
"I'm so MLG, I don't need to use teamwork to win because I'm so awesome that I could do this by myself. I think I'll also constantly brag about how awesome I am and how much everyone else but me sucks. If we lose I'll just blame it on every one else sucking and not on the fact that I wasn't even trying to help complete the objective." and " Because I secretly suck at this game, I'll just use a lag switch/mod so that I can avoid being shot/take several usually lethal hits and keep on going/always hit someone even if I'm not pointing at them just to prove how good I am. If anyone should figure out that I am cheating and actually accuse me of it, I'll just laugh at them while I say something like "I don't know what you're talking about." or "U jelly?" because I'm so awesome."

 

[MammothBlade]

I despise people who think they can walk all over me and act condescending and patronising or arrogant face to face. That's just a bad attitude and a dangerous psychological tactic altogether. You risk being called impolite or negative for less than complete submission.

 

[Amethyst Wind]

"Alright, what straw can I grasp at today to take a few minutes out of somebody else's day and give them to the Lord? Oh, that person is reading a book and *gasp* it's called The Truth! Of course there is only one truth and that is Christ so it must be a Christian book (it really wasn't). That person surely must want to be approached by a complete stranger in an airport babbling about religion because nothing bad has ever come from combining religion and air travel. Okay so I have been talking for half an hour now and this person isn't looking at me so they must be contemplating what I said, I'll just leave some pamphlets here......what? You don't want them? I'm not sure you understand, I'm talking about God here, I'll just shove my cross in your face so you understand how serious this is. Wait, what are you DOING?!? You just broke my cross and threw it across the terminal? You're not being very Christian here.....WHAT DO YOU MEAN 'THANK YOU'?"

Yes, this happened. Yes I broke the cross she was pressing into my skin and threw it away. No I have no bad feelings about it. The ***** deserved it.

 

[Substitute Troll]

"Oh look, there's a guy reading a paper in complete and utter silence. He looks calm, sort of like he's actually enjoying the peace and quiet. I'm going to take this magazine, wipe my ass on it and then shove it into his face. Because herp derp that's the way I roll!"

Yes, this happened to me -.- I don't know what the fuck is wrong with people these days.

 

[littlewisp]

"We've been told time and time again that our hourly workers are not allowed to work longer than 8 hours, but since she's just sitting there waiting for a ride and I shouldn't be inconvenienced I'll just ask her to do this one real quick thing. . . five times before I leave. Yeah. It's a favor to me so it's not like it counts as actually working or anything. Not a big deal at all!"

 

[DoomyMcDoom]

People who won't take the hint and shut the fuck up who try and start a conversation with me... and me alone when I'm OBVIOUSLY on a DATE... just saying it tends to happen, someone hears some of the stuff I'm talking about with said date, generally something of an interesting nature, and decides they want that to be the topic and start in on it at me... in public... when I'm talking to a cute girl... I'm sorry old dude but you should just shut the fuck up man, just leave me in peace, you throw me off my groove then I look a fool, or hafta get all awkward and we both hafta leave... just... annoying as hell.

Oh and people who are totally fake, friends that pretend to want to hang out and then make a lame ass excuse, and ditch at the last minute, not even giving you time to make other plans.

 

[cerealnmuffin]

Spoiler

"My shopping cart is full and things are falling out because it is so full, but I'm too important to wait in a normal check out. Look at that scrawny twig girl in the express lane. She is probably annorexic junkie, because no one can be that skinny. Screw her. What is she buying? Some batteries? She'll probably use them to make drugs. Stupid skinny ^%$#. I got my oversized sunglasses and sweatpants so that means I'm like a celebrity so I'm just going to shove her out of the way. I will fart to in her face, because my body makes lovely smells.

Oh hell no, the clerk asked if I wanted to use my savings card which is free. Sure a simple no thanks will be okay, but I bet that clerk loves badgering customers for fun. See I knew it! She won't accept my expired coupon that is a couple months old. I need my chocolate fudge!! Get the manager here now."
*she talks to manager, manager gives in and admonishes clerk for doing her job (but if she had accepted coupon earlier than she would have gotten in just as much trouble)*


~_~ Yeah, I hate pushy people who think they are too good to wait in lines. I had one item and this massive lady cut me off. I'm very skinny and sometimes get treated as that I must be annorexic. My metabolism might be good, but even if someone's isn't there is no excuse to be like 400+ except laziness or not having legs. I hate how in America, customers who are extremely rude get to have rules bent (when I worked in a bookstore I had to accept books for return that were obviously read and trashed due to manager kowtowing to some nasty lady).
At least living in Korea, that behavior and clear disregard for health is very rare instead of the norm.

Shopping survival of the largest? I noticed that when I went to Vegas too; people are dicks when it comes to waiting in lines. Fortunately I was too drunk to care most of the time.

At my last job (liquor store), we'd have so many customers demanding free shit (glasses, shirts, etc) even though it didn't go with what they were buying. Depending on the person and my mood, I'd either be "yeah sure" or "lol no fucking way dumbass".
My friend gets flak for being super skinny too, but she just has the nuclear reactor metabolism that I have, and can't put on weight no matter what. She even tried putting on weight for 2 weeks (was extra lazy and ate really fatty foods), but instead of gaining weight, she got sick for a week lol.

I have the same sort of metabolism. I tried eating a lot of cheese for a week to gain some pounds on my doctor's insistent (I'm 112 pounds and 5 foot 7). It didn't work. I also am only hungry a couple times of the day and I fill up quickly.

 

[butternut]

"Hey, that guy just killed me! Well, he can't be better that this game than I am! He must be hacking!"

This has happened to me countless times on multiple games mainly TF2, but even on L4D2 once. On versus a smoker grabbed me but I was close enough to push him off. Unfortunately, this was apparantly "hacking" as I was kicked for being a "hacker".

 

[Malyc]

"Hmmm, what's this? A car going the speed limit catching up to me when I'm in the fast lane? I had better slow down to match the speed of the guy in the lane next to me so he can get by."

Meanwhile, I have a good 80 mph run going, and have to slow down to 55 in a 70 because this guy in a fucking prius can't go the speed limit, can't pass the guy next to him because he's in a prius, and refuses to slow down to get behind the guy. I'm in a motherfucking Chevy AVEO for fucks sakes and have no problem going faster than the limit.

/rage

 

[Jfswift]

Wow my four wheeler is awesome! I think I'll wait until night to tune the engine because that's the best time to do it! It'll make it easier to focus the light from my flashlight.

*night comes*

I think everyone in the neighborhood will agree how awesome it is when I rev the engine at full throttle. I'll make sure to fire it up an hour later too in case anyone missed it, that way, They ALL can enjoy it! XD XD