"i love wearing flat-billed baseball caps slightly askew, with a poorly drawn, multi colored, too long decal shirt that covers the fact that my pants hang well below my ass."
or
"i love wearing normal every-day clothes, save for a fedora/trilby because i think it makes me look educated and intriguing, regardless of the fact that i'm just a sophomore liberal arts/journalism major."
or
"the only thing i like more than chewing gum is chewing gum loudly enough for everyone within 30 feet to hear it."
or
"the only thing i love more than buying roofies and miller lite with my frat buds is taking distressed, dark-grey university t-shirts and removing the sleeves and sides so everyone walking by can see the chest i spend all of last semester's class periods working on."
i could seriously do a A LOT of these.
or
"i love wearing normal every-day clothes, save for a fedora/trilby because i think it makes me look educated and intriguing, regardless of the fact that i'm just a sophomore liberal arts/journalism major."
or
"the only thing i like more than chewing gum is chewing gum loudly enough for everyone within 30 feet to hear it."
or
"the only thing i love more than buying roofies and miller lite with my frat buds is taking distressed, dark-grey university t-shirts and removing the sleeves and sides so everyone walking by can see the chest i spend all of last semester's class periods working on."
i could seriously do a A LOT of these.