People with extremely strange names.

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I met a guy once in college; he had his college ID to prove his first name was Sword.
 

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I once visited my mother at work at a car lot, and there was a letter on her desk addressed to Weylarando Fat.
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American McGee, anyone?

I mean, I've heard people be given months as names, but nations?
Don't forget about America Ferrera [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/America_Ferrera]. Of course, she can get away with it because she's smokin' hot.
 

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My grandmother once knew a young woman whose last name was Christmas. Her parents had the nerve to name her Mary.
 

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TheDarkEricDraven said:
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TheDarkEricDraven said:
If I ever have children, I'm naming the girl "Lolita" and the boy "Jupiter". Will it invoke bullying? Perhaps. But I will train them so that they may win the local BMX Bike contest and win the affections of the town.
That is an awesome name for a girl!!
I know, right? It comes from a small town in Texas http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lolita,_Texas

I can't tell if you're joking or not. You are aware of the book (and film based on it) called Lolita about pedophilia, right?
 

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The Artificially Prolonged said:
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Prince Charles. Yes first name Prince, last name Charles

I'm seriously not making these names up. Also parents who call their kids things like miracle need to stop. No kid can live up to a name like moracle.
Please dont correct that, the typo had me laughing for about 5 minutes xD

OT: My brother went to school with a guy called john fish, and he lived in a area of my town known as fairyland, so he got arrested alot for wasting police time lol

*Edit* Just remembered a better one, i met this guy online called tom warden who actually named his daughter "Grey".
 

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TheDarkEricDraven said:
bojac6 said:
I can't tell if you're joking or not. You are aware of the book (and film based on it) called Lolita about pedophilia, right?
Whaaaa-? Why, I would never mention something that has to do with a subject banned for discussion by The Escapist. But yes, my daughter would be named after that lovely town. I'm surprised you haven't heard of it. Nice place to vacation, if you don't mind the locals trying to sacrifice you to their dark god, He Who Walks Behind The Rows.
It is important that the corn remain pleased.

But no, never heard of the town. According to Wikipedia, it has 548 people, so that's not surprising. But yeah, you may want to look into the name Lolita a bit more before naming anyone that. It's come to mean a girl who is underage but intentionally seduces older men.
 

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Snake Plissken said:
Fonda Cox. I shit you not, I went to high school with a girl named Fonda Cox. I'm not totally sure, but I think I win this thread.
Not sure about that, I went to school with a girl called Shazza De'mood.
 

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I think Justice is a strange name... Probably because if I had a friend called Justice i'd have to pronouce it in a super dramatic way every single time I said his name

I'd rather have a weird name instead of a super boring one like mine...
 

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Best name I know is one my maths teacher told the class about teaching. Her name was Jennifer Taylor, and she preferred to be known as Jenna.