Peru's "futuristic" force

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hansari

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I can't believe it, but of all the countries out there, I think Peru has its men "protect and serve" in a Batman suit. Look at that armor! Its like something out of a future sci fi movie!



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Amethyst Wind

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The guys at the top are going drug-baron-hunting.

The guys at the bottom are going donut-hunting. Seriously look at those ridiculously tiny guns. Well, except for the two guys at the back packing the heavy stuff.
 

Robert632

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the guys on the top remind me ridiculously of action figure's, and the guy's on the bottom look silly.
 

Del-Toro

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Peru can afford a military with that kind of gear? Oh well, part of me doubts that the training matches the shock trooper chique of the armour.
 

AWC Viper

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riding a segway with NO HANDS!!!!! thats l33t, the top ones are the awesome ones the bottom just really like paul blart
 

Johnn Johnston

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I was half-expecting Bat-nipples on the suit. Or maybe even the Peruvian police have tried to forget Batman and Robin.
 

Spacelord

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Segway infantry, ATTACK!

Wait, aren't those guys technically cavalry of sorts?

Well good thing I don't have to worry about any Peruvian military invasion any time soon. My house has stairs.
 

Danny Ocean

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You all joke, but you know what? Add gas masks to that and you've got a big bottle of terrifying.
 

j0z

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The top picture is awesome, but the bottom picture takes the cake.
They are the most deadly force on earth, this is what happens when they appear on the battlefield:
Enemy Courier: General, we have recieved word that the Peruvians have deployed their calvary!
Enemy General: What! Prepare to reinforce our left flank! what kind of heat are they packing?
Enemy Courier: Segways, and pea shooters.
Enemy General: Wha- HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! *falls over dead*

The enemy army, without its brilliant leader, is butchered by the space-marine infantry.
 

Simalacrum

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the guys on the top photo seriously look like action figures... are you sure their real people?
 

Eldritch Warlord

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Spacelord said:
Segway infantry, ATTACK!

Wait, aren't those guys technically cavalry of sorts?
It's the Segwayry!

They're like camelry but on segways instead of camels.

Also, why is that guy in the first picture grabbing his codpiece?
 

Spacewolf

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i doubt the top armour works that well as it looks like just plastic stuff and i thought the seconds whre chinease last time i saw it. although i would like to see what happens to the guy in the back when he fires the gun
 

Nickolai77

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Has anyone noticed how in the bottom picture one of the guys appears to be armed with an ak-47, the two middle guys seem to have generic little sub-machine guns that look modelled on the mp-40, whist one guy in the background seems to have a sniper rifle?
 

similar.squirrel

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The Segways cracked me up.
I'm sure it's some kind of psychological crime-fighting tactic.
I'd certainly break down in laughter upon seeing a battle formation of those things.