Peru's "futuristic" force

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Spacelord

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Eldritch Warlord said:
Spacelord said:
Segway infantry, ATTACK!
Wait, aren't those guys technically cavalry of sorts?
It's the Segwayry!
They're like camelry but on segways instead of camels.
Also, why is that guy in the first picture grabbing his codpiece?
For some reason camelry sounds even more ridiculous than segwayry. Segwayry sounds actually pretty cool (but this is coming from a recovering ex-Trekkie).

That said: it looks like that dude is busting a major Michael Jackson-esque dance move.
 

hansari

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Casual Shinji said:
What are they suppose to do?
Make us laugh our selves to death?
How much time do you think is spent doing drills vs polishing their suits?

Also, if you want embarrasing...how about this...


Spacelord said:
Well good thing I don't have to worry about any Peruvian military invasion any time soon. My house has stairs.
JimmyBassatti said:
Just run up steps, and your safe xD
If you watch this video, you will see they can overcome stairs...but not angry "football" fans... [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mr7YcXn6KXM]
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That said: it looks like that dude is busting a major Michael Jackson-esque dance move.
Haha...he has an itch...
 

Deleric

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The second picture of them slightly ducking with toy guns on a segway made me piss my pants with laughter.
 

Haunted Serenity

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Everyone laughs but if you think about it, it's actually a good logistical idea to deploy your troops quickly. The armour on the top may look funny but i think i can stand up to whatever the cartels are throwing at them.
 

jmd102993

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LOL why would they attack on a segway? god they seriosly look like they are out of a bad old sci fi movie lol
 

Jinx_Dragon

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The guys on the bottom look more like a joke, but it could just be cause they are in formation like that. No police force should ever be put on military like parades, it never looks good. Who thought it would be a great idea to have the segway patrol on parade needs to be shot!

As for the top... I question the actual function-ability of that armour. It looks WAY to ridged to allow for good mobility on the battle field. Unless it is made of lighter, and less protective, materials it probably is quite heavy too. Considering they are a police force I wouldn't be surprised if it is only light materials designed mostly to stop fists or bottles instead of bullets.