PETA Requests Cooking Mama: Vegetarian Kitchen

[PlasticPorter]

HA HA HA!
Hey PETA, maybe people will take you seriously when you react to things in a non-insane way?

PETA: "RARGH!!!, Cooking mama your game depicts the mistreatment of animals! I HATE YOU!"

Cooking Mama: "Oh, uh... Sorry you feel that...way."

PETA:"In response were going to make a game that depicts even MORE cruelty to animals! HA HA HA! Vengence is OURS!"

Rest of the World:"Huh?"

 

[Zomni42]

hehe.. like anyone will take PETA seriously.. ever. I'm kool w/ animals... and kool w/ not eating animals.. but especially kool w/ eating animals. I once was having a slice of Pepperoni pizza in front of a vegan and she was all like "hey.. do you know where pepperoni comes from? it's the sweepings off the butcher shop floor." and i was all like "Hey.. you know what organic fertilizer is? it's shit from the cows and pigs that went into making this Pepperoni."

Also, they aren't MAKING Cooking Mama world food or w/e in response to PETA they already made it and are using PETA thing as Publicity. thats all.

 

[Rankao]

Ah where would the world be without PETA. If it wasn't for my reasoning I would most definitely become a cannibal and eat only members of PETA mainly because Herbivores make the tastiest meat.

 

[LewsTherin]

/facepalm. Or, for emphasis:

Because Patrick Steward just seems to do convey disgust better.

 

[Pigeon_Grenade]

has anyone else watched Penn and Tellers:Bullshit when they focus there eyes on Peta?

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

has anyone else watched Penn and Tellers:Bullshit when they focus there eyes on Peta?

Most of the people here by now. Major linkage last time.

 

[AceDiamond]

I love how PETA doesn't even realize when they're being made fun of, they're that delusional.

 

[Aardvark Soup]

I think members of PETA secretely love watching animals get torchered and use their organisation to be able to put and watch videos of that on the internet because everybody things they're an animal rights group.

It's a conspiracy!

 

[Novajam]

Man, I hope Majesco throw another PR curveball like they did last time.

I was just trying to remember her username. She's exactly the sort of vegetarian I'd love to eat a Carl's Jr. Western Bacon Six Dollar Burger in front of while making orgasm noises between bites. Militant veggie-types bring out the sadistic streak in me.

Spoiler: They look like this

Oh... Jesus...

On the one hand, it looks delicious. But on the other, I'd have to eat a dozen heads of lettuce to counteract it.

 

[gibboss28]

And heres me thinking that its never a good idea to do negative things towards someone... especially when your asking them to do something for ya.

 

[Pigeon_Grenade]

has anyone else watched Penn and Tellers:Bullshit when they focus there eyes on Peta?

Most of the people here by now. Major linkage last time.

ah good, was wondering if i should have provided a link.

 

[Virgil]

Hey, Majesco probably does need to branch out for future titles. They should make a Pokemon-style paired set of games. Cooking Mama Green can be all vegetarian, while Cooking Mama Red can be all meat!

 

[ElArabDeMagnifico]

Hold on...

"While we had a good time roastingHo ho you, the real purpose of our game, of course, was to bring to light some of the horrific practices of the turkey industry."

Which is why you showed your 'heroine' covered in blood and showed no link to the turkey industry at all?

I mean, you could go into battery farming, hormone pills, the fact their chests are built up to the point where they can't even walk or feed themselves, the fear of bird flu, transmission of deadly disease, poisonous excretion or any other of the problems, but decided just to convert Mama to Mother Bates?

Shum mishtake shurely?

It was in the "bonus section" stuff. Yes, I played the game. A lot. Sawing off turkey heads and then seeing Mama covered in blood and swinging her arms in the air is awesome.

Didn't watch any of the videos though. Something called "Butterball investigation" was rather intriguing though.

I'm surprised we haven't seen Shivari yet...

I was just trying to remember her username. She's exactly the sort of vegetarian I'd love to eat a Carl's Jr. Western Bacon Six Dollar Burger in front of while making orgasm noises between bites. Militant veggie-types bring out the sadistic streak in me.

I just pictured both of you're avatars together, doing that.

It's very disturbing...

 

[Lvl 64 Klutz]

In the words of Jim Gaffigan: "You know who else loves meat? Vegetarians. They're obsessed with it. Their goal seems to be to get every vegetable product to taste and look like some kind of meat."

 

[I3uster]

ALF, but they dont count because theyre more badass than PETA and not such pussies

 

[rougeknife]

Next up!

Cooking Mama: The fruitarian [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fruitarianism] edition!

 

[ElArabDeMagnifico]

ALF, but they dont count because theyre more badass than PETA and not such pussies

PETA supports them financially! They are just PETA's "special ops".

 

[DeadlyYellow]

I'm surprised they haven't gone after other games for depicting the treatment of animals as inhumane.

Like Overlord, where you massacre sheep for life force. Any MMO where you kill anything that moves for EXP and the occasional pelt. Etc.