PETA Requests Cooking Mama: Vegetarian Kitchen

[nathan-dts]

Considering that the majority of people aware of PETA existence despise them, if there was to be a vegetarian cooking mama game I doubt that they would want there game promoted by PETA.

 

[nathan-dts]

ALF, but they dont count because theyre more badass than PETA and not such pussies

PETA supports them financially! They are just PETA's "special ops".

Yeah, PETA has supported ALF for a while

 

[sirdanrhodes]

"Sirdanrhodes requests PeTA to shut the fuck up!"

 

[irishdelinquent]

I propose to Majesco to respond with a new title, Protest Mama! Help mama create fake facts to present to the public. Work with mama to make stupid protest signs and write annoying chants. Create propaganda videos on how poorly we treat our food before it's prepared.

Irish is fully tired of PETA's bullcrap. I tolerate your dietary choices, now you do the bloody same!

 

[TsunamiWombat]

I have yet to see any organization that behaves more like a terrorist group than PETA.

Probably because they are terrorists. The tactics they use, the acts they commit, and the demands they give anyone who doesn't see things their way, PETA is by definition a violent terrorist group. Why the governments of Canada and the US don't shoot-to-kill storm their meetings baffles me.

They havn't killed humans on a large scale yet. The extremists PETA funds have thus far only destroyed property and issued death threats.

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

Probably because they are terrorists. The tactics they use, the acts they commit, and the demands they give anyone who doesn't see things their way, PETA is by definition a violent terrorist group. Why the governments of Canada and the US don't shoot-to-kill storm their meetings baffles me.

They havn't killed humans on a large scale yet. The extremists PETA funds have thus far only destroyed property and issued death threats.

See, that don't make any sense. If someone from Hezzbolah (sp?) threatened to kill a bunch of people, they would act against them before they either did or did not make good on their threats. But PETA threatens to kill people, and nobody will get involved unless they carry out their murders. It's a double standard.

Especially given that PETA murdered over 3000 animals surrendered to them in 2006 [http://www.virginia.gov/vdacs_ar/cgi-bin/Vdacs_search.cgi?link_select=facility&form=fac_select&fac_num=157&year=2006]. Sorry, 'euthanised'.

 

[Asehujiko]

Better to die then to be killed?

 

[crimsondynamics]

I think the idea isn't bad: there definitely is a market for all things vegetarian, why not a game? The only problem is the overtly militant approach PETA took when confronting the issue, instead of talking business with Majesco directly.

Majesco would certainly publish a vegetarian version if it made economic sense, but I somehow doubt they would be in the mood to deal with PETA who is more intent on tarnishing them than anything else.

I wonder what Cooking Mama would look like if it was officially launched in other countries. What would Cooking Mama look like in India? Would the game be "kosher" for countries with Judaism as the main religion? How would you handle Halal in Cooking Mama?

 

[wordsmith]

Hmm *has an idea for the next Rainbow Six game*

"Rainbow Six: PETA Patrol"

 

[Dogeman5]

PETA=Loonies
I defined the thread!

 

[Asehujiko]

Hmm *has an idea for the next Rainbow Six game*

"Rainbow Six: PETA Patrol"

Knowing ubisoft it would be about fighting russians invading ukraine or some other completly unrelated event.

 

[AuntyEthel]

Can't vegetarians just ignore the meat recipes in Cooking Mama?

 

[Avatar Roku]

I love how PETA doesn't even realize when they're being made fun of, they're that delusional.

Of course. I mean, I'm sure their thoughts are something like this: "We've antagonized a lot of people. So, none of them will hold a grudge and be passive-aggressive sarcastic, right?"

In the words of Jim Gaffigan: "You know who else loves meat? Vegetarians. They're obsessed with it. Their goal seems to be to get every vegetable product to taste and look like some kind of meat."

I see your Gaffigan quote and raise you one more "I'm a vegetarian. I'm not a strict vegetarian, I eat beef and pork...and chicken, but not fish 'cause that's disgusting!"

On to the article itself, "We played and studied them as we prepared our lighthearted parody of your successful series."

Wait, are they fucking serious? Lighthearted?! You showed her covered in blood demanding that you be "mean."

 

[Ago Iterum]

Why are they turning this into some kind of prejudice ordeal. They don't like meat, they shouldn't eat it then, they should also shut up about it and stop telling us not to either.

'Here, be my religion or I'll sue'

 

[AceDiamond]

I think the idea isn't bad: there definitely is a market for all things vegetarian, why not a game? The only problem is the overtly militant approach PETA took when confronting the issue, instead of talking business with Majesco directly.

Majesco would certainly publish a vegetarian version if it made economic sense, but I somehow doubt they would be in the mood to deal with PETA who is more intent on tarnishing them than anything else.

You fail to realize the idiocy that is PETA. PETA isn't going to be satisfied with an all-veg game being released if Majesco still makes other Cooking Mama games with meat in them. They aren't the kind of protester who want something for themselves and are willing to let people who don't share their views still have their own way. No, PETArds want the abolishment of any meat eating, and are unwilling to live with the idea that some people will never live a vegetarian/vegan lifestyle. They're fundamentalists, as bad as the KKK or Al-Queda (sp?). It's convert to their ways or die, and they really wish non-vegetarians to be dead. They have ZERO love of humans, if you're not with PETA, as a person, you are expendable for the sake of the animals... Animals they kill just because they've been around people.

Exactly. PETA plays a game by zero-sum logic. They have to win outright or it isn't a victory.

And that makes them very dangerous (and detrimental to whatever agendas they try to advance).