PETA Unveils Anti-Seal Hunt Game

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Cyberjester said:
New game released, Canadians beat PETA representatives to death, a board of seals award points, game a success, beats MW2 in sales.

benbenthegamerman said:
Oh for christs sake...

ok, if anyone works for PETA and i reading the post, listen up:

This is the freaking olympics. Last time i checked, this is the one time every two years where nations can come together in peace for a little friendly competition. If you aren't aware, its EXTREMELY RARE these days to have a monthlong period of peace between nations. Are you seriously going to get your knickers bunched up because its being held in a country that has a STEREOTYPE of clubbing seals? This isn't progression: this is hate, something that PETA, of all people, should not be teaching. Shame on you.
Actually, there's never been a period of absolute peace. Ever. Look it up, there's always at least one war going on, with a few 'silent' or 'cold' wars around it. Just to emphasize your point.

Although I think it's every four years.. For some reason that sound better.

Disaster Button said:
LeonHellsvite said:
Disaster Button said:
I honestly didn't think Canada would be the kind of country to have a freaking annual Seal Hunt. I'm actually pretty disappointed about that.
As a Canadian I can safely say "those seals had it coming!"

PETA just needs to crawl in a pit, everything they do just ends up making themselves look bad...
Lost In The Void said:
Disaster Button said:
I honestly didn't think Canada would be the kind of country to have a freaking annual Seal Hunt. I'm actually pretty disappointed about that.
Alright the seal hunt is fine. There are way worse things these people could be worrying about
Pingieking said:
Disaster Button said:
I honestly didn't think Canada would be the kind of country to have a freaking annual Seal Hunt. I'm actually pretty disappointed about that.
Why? There's nothing wrong with hunting seals. I kind of wish that they'd sell the seal meat. I'd like to try some.

OT: Too bad the game sucked. Now that the development of bad games has been added to PETA's list of activities, it now has no redeeming qualities (at least in my opinion).
Yeah but I like seals, all animals actually, especially the cute ones so it doesn't really sit right with me to hunt them. I know there's worse things to worry about but that doesn't mean I can't be pretty disappointed about this too.

Besides I guess I had Canada painted out as some paradise, which is pretty stupid actually, where nothing goes wrong ever, I guess it has its faults too.
Japs hunt whales, islanders hunt fish in protected regions, Chinese serve up tiger testicles in five star restaurants.

Inuits have eaten seal for centuries, and they aren't stopping just because PETA came along.

And really, there are worse things in this world than a seal dieing. If PETA spent all it's money on helping people, homelessness would be cured in major cities around the world. Or a portion of Africa could be fixed by setting up a puppet government and having NATO police it.

If Canada fails as a country because some of them eat seals, then.. Well, you not going over won't exactly spoil the country IMO.
Yes I am aware there are people that hunt things, just because others do it doens't make it right. I'm not trying to say Canada's evil for doing this, because if you read any of my posts in this thread you'll see I was enlightened to why they do it, but I still think its wrong, just as any other kind of animal hunting. I don't really care if you think I'm some kind of extremist or nutcase I just don't like the idea of any animal being hunted.
 

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Nevyrmoore said:

Right, now that I just offended a good portion of you - yeah, that was a pretty crap game. It's a bit like SkiFree, only you can't fail. And there's an actual end.
Epic.

While I'll gladly slag of PETA about pretty much everything they do, I do also find the seal hunts to be of questionable justification.

What we need is a "Serge, the Seal of Death" game (anyone remember him from the Mr Hell Show?), where the seals are fighting the hunters on equal terms.
 

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Hey, I'm all for the Ethical Treatment of Animals, but when they go too far, I'd rather not get involved with them at all. Damn psychos ruining a just cause...
 

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I've got my new wallpaper from Mama Kills Animals

It's fucking awesome!

The game got boring after Mama went nice though...
 

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PETA are professional trolls, they're even trolling the fucking Olympics which has DICK ALL to do with any animals being killed.

Again, it is really hard for me to feel that harshly about seal hunting as if we get so worked up about humans OCCASIONALLY killing seals when Polar Bears are killing the lovable mammals as pretty much their main food source.

And what about the fish? PETA make out your father as a bloodthirsty murderer for going fishing and also that epic fail with the "Sea kittens" crap.



Yet seals eat NOTHING BUT FISH!

To be honest, as long as they don't outright torture the animals and they make sure the hunts are sustainable then I couldn't give a crap. PETA can't say seal hunting is bad and then expect us to look the other way when a polar bear rips a baby seal to death and eats it. It's the hypocrisy I can't stand.
 

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PureChaos said:
how are these games suppose to make people think 'killing seals is actually a bad thing'?

it doesn't go on and on, there is an end. it's a challenge to see you quickly you can do it. 1:08 it took me
I got it in 1:00 But I was tempted to run into those clubs many times..
 

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Well for me I care about animals as much as animals care about humans, which is if they cant use us for something they don't care for us. If they found us tasty they would eat us, pets are dependent on humans and that is why they are nice to them and develop a bond. Animals don't care about animals (humans included in animals). It is all a rat race for the preservation of your or their species.

Hell PETA should just be glad that society does care enough to try to prevent the extinction of any of the other animal races.

Edit: In the game I got 58 seconds on the first and only try yay!

Edit: Hell on top of all that we have too many problems with humanity to be worrying about the plight of other species.
 

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annoyinglizardvoice said:
Nevyrmoore said:

Right, now that I just offended a good portion of you - yeah, that was a pretty crap game. It's a bit like SkiFree, only you can't fail. And there's an actual end.
Epic.

While I'll gladly slag of PETA about pretty much everything they do, I do also find the seal hunts to be of questionable justification.

What we need is a "Serge, the Seal of Death" game (anyone remember him from the Mr Hell Show?), where the seals are fighting the hunters on equal terms.
Something like that Futurama ep with the penguins? Heh.. That would indeed be fun.



Disaster Button said:
Cyberjester said:
New game released, Canadians beat PETA representatives to death, a board of seals award points, game a success, beats MW2 in sales.

benbenthegamerman said:
Oh for christs sake...

ok, if anyone works for PETA and i reading the post, listen up:

This is the freaking olympics. Last time i checked, this is the one time every two years where nations can come together in peace for a little friendly competition. If you aren't aware, its EXTREMELY RARE these days to have a monthlong period of peace between nations. Are you seriously going to get your knickers bunched up because its being held in a country that has a STEREOTYPE of clubbing seals? This isn't progression: this is hate, something that PETA, of all people, should not be teaching. Shame on you.
Actually, there's never been a period of absolute peace. Ever. Look it up, there's always at least one war going on, with a few 'silent' or 'cold' wars around it. Just to emphasize your point.

Although I think it's every four years.. For some reason that sound better.

Disaster Button said:
LeonHellsvite said:
Disaster Button said:
I honestly didn't think Canada would be the kind of country to have a freaking annual Seal Hunt. I'm actually pretty disappointed about that.
As a Canadian I can safely say "those seals had it coming!"

PETA just needs to crawl in a pit, everything they do just ends up making themselves look bad...
Lost In The Void said:
Disaster Button said:
I honestly didn't think Canada would be the kind of country to have a freaking annual Seal Hunt. I'm actually pretty disappointed about that.
Alright the seal hunt is fine. There are way worse things these people could be worrying about
Pingieking said:
Disaster Button said:
I honestly didn't think Canada would be the kind of country to have a freaking annual Seal Hunt. I'm actually pretty disappointed about that.
Why? There's nothing wrong with hunting seals. I kind of wish that they'd sell the seal meat. I'd like to try some.

OT: Too bad the game sucked. Now that the development of bad games has been added to PETA's list of activities, it now has no redeeming qualities (at least in my opinion).
Yeah but I like seals, all animals actually, especially the cute ones so it doesn't really sit right with me to hunt them. I know there's worse things to worry about but that doesn't mean I can't be pretty disappointed about this too.

Besides I guess I had Canada painted out as some paradise, which is pretty stupid actually, where nothing goes wrong ever, I guess it has its faults too.
Japs hunt whales, islanders hunt fish in protected regions, Chinese serve up tiger testicles in five star restaurants.

Inuits have eaten seal for centuries, and they aren't stopping just because PETA came along.

And really, there are worse things in this world than a seal dieing. If PETA spent all it's money on helping people, homelessness would be cured in major cities around the world. Or a portion of Africa could be fixed by setting up a puppet government and having NATO police it.

If Canada fails as a country because some of them eat seals, then.. Well, you not going over won't exactly spoil the country IMO.
Yes I am aware there are people that hunt things, just because others do it doens't make it right. I'm not trying to say Canada's evil for doing this, because if you read any of my posts in this thread you'll see I was enlightened to why they do it, but I still think its wrong, just as any other kind of animal hunting. I don't really care if you think I'm some kind of extremist or nutcase I just don't like the idea of any animal being hunted.
Fair enough then. You just looked like you were really blasting Canada for it. Sounded nutcase. =P
 

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So a seal walks into a bar and the bartender asks the seal "What do you want?" The seal goes, "Anything but Canadian Club."

*Ba Dum Tsch*

I kind of want to go to Canada and beat up a seal and have an annual reason to do it. Leave us all alone PETA.
 

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Disaster Button said:
Although I think it's every four years.. For some reason that sound better.
There's an Olympics every two years although there is a four year gap between same season olympics, i.e. Winter Olympics 2006 & Winter Olympics 2010, Summer Olympics 2004 & Summer Olympics 2008
 

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CRUNKMUFFIN said:
PureChaos said:
how are these games suppose to make people think 'killing seals is actually a bad thing'?

it doesn't go on and on, there is an end. it's a challenge to see you quickly you can do it. 1:08 it took me
I got it in 1:00 But I was tempted to run into those clubs many times..
me too. wanted to see what happened if you ran into the seal hunters. is it weird i was REALLY disappointed when nothing happened?

EDIT: did it again and got 58sec. would have been quicker but got stuck on a tree
 

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Cyberjester said:
annoyinglizardvoice said:
Nevyrmoore said:

Right, now that I just offended a good portion of you - yeah, that was a pretty crap game. It's a bit like SkiFree, only you can't fail. And there's an actual end.
Epic.

While I'll gladly slag of PETA about pretty much everything they do, I do also find the seal hunts to be of questionable justification.

What we need is a "Serge, the Seal of Death" game (anyone remember him from the Mr Hell Show?), where the seals are fighting the hunters on equal terms.
Something like that Futurama ep with the penguins? Heh.. That would indeed be fun.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dh-aN7TcQPE
 

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Fuck PETA...Nuff said, that group instantly goes on my 'Tsk tsk' list for supporting Eco-Terrorism and valuing the lives of animals over humans.
 

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annoyinglizardvoice said:
Cyberjester said:
annoyinglizardvoice said:
Nevyrmoore said:

Right, now that I just offended a good portion of you - yeah, that was a pretty crap game. It's a bit like SkiFree, only you can't fail. And there's an actual end.
Epic.

While I'll gladly slag of PETA about pretty much everything they do, I do also find the seal hunts to be of questionable justification.

What we need is a "Serge, the Seal of Death" game (anyone remember him from the Mr Hell Show?), where the seals are fighting the hunters on equal terms.
Something like that Futurama ep with the penguins? Heh.. That would indeed be fun.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dh-aN7TcQPE
Rofl. It's almost as good as Happy Tree Friends. :D Cute little animals killing people or dying is strangely rather humorous.
 

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Disaster Button said:
I honestly didn't think Canada would be the kind of country to have a freaking annual Seal Hunt. I'm actually pretty disappointed about that.
Ya... I really do hate the whole seal hunt thing. I'm not one to side with PETA(they are a bunch of nutcases) but the seal hunt is just a load of BS. The reasoning for it is they need to contain the seal population because they are eating to many fish, but why don't we compare seal fish consumption to humans? There is no way they eat more than we do.
 

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Something worth mentioning:

We are killing eachother every day for really stupid reasons. We actively loathe our own species and look for ways to kill each other legitimately (war), and if not, virtually (games).

What makes them think I have left over angst for something that is being done for a constructive reason? What makes them think a species bent on its own destruction would give a damn about another species?
 

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wait, I have an idea, let's make a game where you beat the crap out of whiny peta members as puff daddy