Pick a character from each of the last 4 games you played to play poker with.

optimus28

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Just in case some players don't know who the following are....

Francis (Left 4 Dead 1) - tattooed biker dude companion
Fawkes (Fallout 3) - Super Mutant follower
Lord Cinderbottom (Peggle) - dragon guide
Crazy Dave (Plants & Zombies) - your crazy neighbor that gives you advice

Now this would be a very interesting evening of poker !!!
So if Francis doesn't take you out with his shotguns or Fawkes with his laser gatling gun
Cinderbottom will fry your bottom with fireballs & Crazy Dave with just hit you with his
metal hat pot !!!
 

cannot_aim

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Creeper (Minecraft)
Machiavelli (AC: Brotherhood)
a random Russian (Black Ops)
Tali (Mass Effect 2)

It wouldn't last long, as soon as the creeper loses a hand we all die.
 

Thedarkestofsouls

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Oh, Poker, huh? Lets see...

Roman Belic- GTA IV (Assuming he's as terrible as he seems to be at Poker, an easy win)
Jorge S-052- Halo: Reach (Despite Colonel Holland advising never to play cards with him...)
Ezio Auditore De' Firenze- AC: Brotherhood (Bet he'd be a good guy to bring to the table)
Zhi Afro- Dynasty Warriors 6: Empires (A character created by a good friend of mine, he is the most dangerous man in China, ever since DW5:E [he would take over whole territories even without player help... that guy is a beast] and I bet he'd be just as mean a card player)

There's my poker match... I'd better be ready to lose some money...
 

Foobula

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Dr Brackman (Supreme Commander Forged Alliance)
Sergeant Cyrus (Dawn of War 2 CR)
Isaac Kleiner (Half life series)
Um... Garry Newman? (Gmod)

...I fold
 

Chairman Miaow

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Whatever the guy from Vanquish is called
Victor Reznov from black ops
Bryan Fury from tekken 6
Me from Kinect Adventures.
 

raimutt

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Francis (Left 4 Dead)
Nick (Left 4 Dead 2)
Reaver (Fable 2)
Jack (Mass Effect 2)

I'll either lose every penny I own, or be hiding under the poker table while they're all trying to kill each other.
 

Estelindis

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Hmm...

Morrigan from Dragon Age... seeks patterns of power in the sequences of cards that could be harnessed as part of an arcane ritual.
Mordin from Mass Effect 2 finds social aspect of poker fascinating. Collectors have no games of chance - no culture, no recreation. Seen as wasteful. *sharp intake of breath* Natural in species with nothing to gain or lose by taking risk. Everything important already lost.
Cassiel from Fall From Heaven 2... enjoys the game for its own sake, neither seeking nor wanting anything from it but what it already is.
Steven Heck from Alpha Protocol... is convinced that he was invited to the poker game as part of an elaborate setup for an attempt on his life by one of the many shady organisations he believes want to kill him. He still comes, determined to turn the tables on them.

I foresee Morrigan's schemes interacting lethally with Heck's natural hyper-paranoia. Mordin and Cassiel take refuge behind an overturned table and watch the ensuing shoot-out and explosion-fest. While Cassiel is initially irked by the loss of a pleasant game, he finds Mordin's commentary on the battle amusing enough to provide sufficient compensation.
 

Tsunimo

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Ezio (Assassins Creed)
The Nihilanth (Half-Life)
Philip II (Hegemony)
um... NIXON! (Black Ops)
 

GoWithDAFro

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Isaac (golden sun)
Goofy (kingdom Hearts)
Agro(Shadow of colossus)
Diddy Kong

Yes, most of them are animals, but I want to win.
 

badgersprite

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Aha. Nice. I like a challenge, so I'll pick...

Theresa, the blind seeress of Fable. ***** cheats at cards. I know it.
Tali'Zorah, for the immortal line, "And I thought I had a good poker face."
Sten, purely because of how confused he'd be about stopping on our quest to play a children's card game poker. "This is pointless." Sten disapproves (-20).
John Marsden. Because he'd end the game by robbing all of us at gunpoint. And that kicks ass.
 

RoyalWelsh

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Sonic - Sonic the Hedgehog 4: Episode 1
Monkey - Enslaved: Odyssey to the West
Daniel - Amnesia: The Dark Descent
Spyro - Spyro the Dragon (PS1)

It will be an...interesting game of poker, to say the least.
 

Super Toast

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Sly Cooper

Oghren (Dragon Age)

Seth (Read Dead Redemption)

Viktor Reznov (Black Ops)
 

Slickmcgee

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Super Meat Boy - Dr. Fetus
Metal Gear Solid - Phsyco Mantis
Dead Space - Mercer (The crazy unitologist that creates the necromorph that cannot die)
Fallout 3 - Fawkes

Should be....different. I can see the others trying to get out of line and Fawkes beating the **** out of them. Especially Dr. Fetus.
 

Solo-Wing

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A Big daddy (Bioshock)
Pixy (Ace Combat Zero)
Alma (FEAR Perseus Mandate)
GLaDOS (Portal)

This is gonna be good.
 

Tohru_Readman

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Alan Wake (Alan Wake, just picked up and finished the last dlc for it this week)
Sam Gideon (Vanquish)
My Character from Rock Band 3(Played on new years day with friends/family)
Driver from Need for Speed Hot Pursuit
 

Koeryn

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Let's see...

Johnny 'Akiba' Sasaki (MGS4)
John Marston (Red Dead Redemption)
Kit Ballard (Blade Kitten)(Don't judge!)
Nate Troublemaker (Dungeons and Dragons)


Okay, so maybe you wanted the last 4 VIDEO games I played, but too bad, I played D&D more recently than STALKER, so I'm going with that.


Aaaaaaaand... That actually sounds like an interesting table. My D&D character's terrible with money and loves gambling (despite following a ranger's utter lack of interest in money and material possessions). John Marston strikes me as a nice-enough sort of fellow 'slong as ya don't get caught cheating, Akiba isn't likely to shoot me and could be interesting, and Kit Ballard would call people noinks. I think it could work. =D
 

Just_A_Glitch

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Alrighty.

Noble 6 (Halo: Reach)
Kid from Limbo (Limbo)
Alan Wake (Alan Wake)
Hakumen (Blazblue: Continuum Shift)

Well. Quite the eclectic group I've got going here. Pretty bitchin' poker game though.