Pick a useless super power
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The power to turn any eating utensil into a plastic spork. The only real use that would serve would be if my arch-nemesis had an antique and highly valuable collection of silverware.
The ability to see 3 seconds into the past
The ability to morph into a rock, the process is irreversible
The ability to read the mind of grass (grass can not see, hear, smell, or think for that matter)
The ability to summon dust, but only one particle per hour.
the ability to hover 1 nano-meter, but only on solid, smooth and perfectly horizontal surfaces.
The ability to morph into a rock, the process is irreversible
The ability to read the mind of grass (grass can not see, hear, smell, or think for that matter)
The ability to summon dust, but only one particle per hour.
the ability to hover 1 nano-meter, but only on solid, smooth and perfectly horizontal surfaces.
Muhaahahahahahaaaa, I shall decimate the bee-population, one male bee at a time...Ickorus said:
The perfect crime, MUHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA.
You will know pure happiness, the best moment of your short life...Binnsyboy said:
AND THEN YOUR BALLS EXPLODE
I've got two.
The ability to mess with the magnetic markers birds use for migration. Now I would t be able to say, dive bomb anyone. But the zoologist community would be really confused! And I imagine there would be a lot of poo where there wasn't before.
Second is the ability to coat any vehicle in a paint that cannot get dirty. Only it's a terribly ugly color... So your car would always look fabulous! And horrible!
The ability to mess with the magnetic markers birds use for migration. Now I would t be able to say, dive bomb anyone. But the zoologist community would be really confused! And I imagine there would be a lot of poo where there wasn't before.
Second is the ability to coat any vehicle in a paint that cannot get dirty. Only it's a terribly ugly color... So your car would always look fabulous! And horrible!
The power to turn coca-cola to pepsi...and vice-versa of course.
Imagine the fun!
Flatmate opens can and drinks..."This coke tastes like pepsi"
Cookie for who gets the reference
Imagine the fun!
Flatmate opens can and drinks..."This coke tastes like pepsi"
Cookie for who gets the reference
Little Nicky.SwiftBlade18 said:
First of all: *Happiness*Calibanbutcher said:
Second: Imagine it: An orgasm so intense, your nuts explode.
The ability to grow larger, especially in the mornings, negated for an extended period of time by exposure to hot coffee in your lap.
Or the ability to remember the names of designer scents of celebrities.
The last man on earth with a working 8 track player.
Or, for a power that would just be depressing, having genitals small enough to fit into the tiniest of openings.
Or the ability to remember the names of designer scents of celebrities.
The last man on earth with a working 8 track player.
Or, for a power that would just be depressing, having genitals small enough to fit into the tiniest of openings.
Dude, roller skating is totally coming back, and when it does, you'll get all the fly honeys at the roller rink.Xariat said:
Can I say Aquaman, or is that cheating?
Joking.
Most useless power ever? Never having to pay for a laundromat.
Joking.
Most useless power ever? Never having to pay for a laundromat.
the power of tasting pepsi like it was coke and vice versa
the power to see about 4inches infront of ones eyes when they are closed (at will)
the power of breathing watter, as long as you dont have contact with more than a teaspoon full of water (that is clear water, not bodyfluids)
the power of invisibility, as long as you arent observed visually by any living being or device.
the power of having a skin configured in a way that reduces friction to a minimum, but only on half of all surface skin cells, the rest does the oppoisite and increases friction by the same amout the others reduce it. both types are evenly distributed over your skins surface.
the power of predicting the weather for tomorrow exactly, in a different universe.
the power of knowing every brand on this planet...no wait that helps with these captchas
the power to see about 4inches infront of ones eyes when they are closed (at will)
the power of breathing watter, as long as you dont have contact with more than a teaspoon full of water (that is clear water, not bodyfluids)
the power of invisibility, as long as you arent observed visually by any living being or device.
the power of having a skin configured in a way that reduces friction to a minimum, but only on half of all surface skin cells, the rest does the oppoisite and increases friction by the same amout the others reduce it. both types are evenly distributed over your skins surface.
the power of predicting the weather for tomorrow exactly, in a different universe.
the power of knowing every brand on this planet...no wait that helps with these captchas
The ability to predict catastrophe on other end of Earth 10 minutes before it happens... although it's more like a curse than a superpower.