pick-up lines anyone?

[darthotaku]

my lips hurt. could you kiss them better?

 

[FallenJellyDoughnut]

"Hey, did you grow up on a farm? Because you're quite good at raising cocks!"

 

[Mr Shrike]

Just show them your shrine of them in your basement...

Failing that: "Your beauty rivals the graphics of Doom 3."

 

[Dublin Solo]

Hmmm...


How you doin'?

 

[icame]

You make my software turn to hardware!

 

[The Night Shade]

I'll make you a sandwich if you sleep with me

 

[Emilox The Great]

"Hey there!" *EmiloxTheGreat Casts Mindcontrol on hot chick*

ugh... dont worry ill leave now...

 

[supermariner]

you know ... i could kill you now and no-one would ever know

definate guranteed result
maybe a bad one though

 

[orangecharger]

I'd just stand outside with my super cute boston terriers. There are no words that can compete with that.

 

[Virgilthepagan]

Hello there Ladies.
How would you like to SWAN DIVE into the best night of your life?

 

[TheYellowCellPhone]

Roses are red
Violets are blue.
I've got a knife
get in the van.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

You make my software turn to hardware!

I know a few girls that would work on, sadly...

OT: I don't use pick up lines. I prefer saying "Hey, I'm ______." and just start talking. I've made female friends this way and I've met (ex)girlfriends this way. It feels right to introduce yourself in this manner, not cheesy or awkward like a pick up line.

 

[aLivingPheonix]

"Does this smell like Cyanide?"

Hah. It's even better than chloroform.

 

[Danzaivar]

Do you want to have SEX? I think we should have SEX. CASUAL SEX.

 

[FolkLikePanda]

...YOU'RE FIT!

Though many a time I have been given weird looks by saying that, but it will work eventually...

 

[The Afrodactyl]

I just say "Why hello there, you appear to be an attractive young human female. Would you like to have consentual sex for the purpose of procreation?"

 

[Free Thinker]

I bet my friends over there that I couldn't start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the room. Wanna go get something with their money?

 

[Aethren]

Hello. I'm not going to annoy you with some lame pickup line that my friends told me, I'm simply here to offer you a night of no-strings-attached safe sex with a random disease-free male who's in this bar for the same reason you are.

This line actually worked a few times, women value honesty.

 

[Bobzer77]

Failing that: "Your beauty rivals the graphics of Doom 3."

i.e badly aged, muddy brown and quite dark?

OT: My friend Nial can use the pickup line:

"Hey did you know theres a river named after me?"

Weird thing is it worked.

 

[AdmiralWolverineLightningbolt]

Do you want to have SEX? I think we should have SEX. CASUAL SEX.

cheeky bit of american dad?

OT:
FOREPLAY THEN SEX?