Nah, the american dad one is INTERCOURSE! I WANT TO HAVE INTERCOURSE WITH YOU!AdmiralWolverineLightningbolt said:
pick-up lines anyone?
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The one that's always worked for me is to just walk up to a girl in a pub and say "Sorry, but my friends and I have this rule that it's a crime to let anyone drink alone in a pub. Would you care to join us?"
Never failed me yet. Just need to find on for girls who arn't alone
Never failed me yet. Just need to find on for girls who arn't alone
To quote a warlock from wow
"My seed not only corrupts it explodes"
Spell called seed of corruption that is an aoe spell
"My seed not only corrupts it explodes"
Spell called seed of corruption that is an aoe spell
Get a sugar packet and drop it on the table in front of her and say "You dropped your name tag."
"Are you with UPS? 'Cause I swear I saw you checkin' out my package."
"Are you with UPS? 'Cause I swear I saw you checkin' out my package."
I'm as smooth as Jeremy Clarckson's V8 blender when it comes to pick-up lines.
It's usually something like "Hi, uhmm... don't bother actually, he told me to ask you bla bla bla..."
Not really a pick-up thingy, but i did get some interesting conversations with people who i'd never talk to under normal circumstances.
It's usually something like "Hi, uhmm... don't bother actually, he told me to ask you bla bla bla..."
Not really a pick-up thingy, but i did get some interesting conversations with people who i'd never talk to under normal circumstances.
The following worked for me;
1) *Undo fly*
2) "Yes, that's right, I was the inspiration for Michaelangelo's `David`!"
3) Boy: "Can you hold something while I go for a walk?"
Girl: "Sure, what is it?"
Boy: *Holds out hand*
1) *Undo fly*
2) "Yes, that's right, I was the inspiration for Michaelangelo's `David`!"
3) Boy: "Can you hold something while I go for a walk?"
Girl: "Sure, what is it?"
Boy: *Holds out hand*
