pick-up lines anyone?

[C_sector]

I got one, 'Do you like reptiles?? Wanna see my trouser snake?'

 

[Lt_Bromhead]

The following worked for me;

1) *Undo fly*

2) "Yes, that's right, I was the inspiration for Michaelangelo's `David`!"

3) Boy: "Can you hold something while I go for a walk?"
Girl: "Sure, what is it?"
Boy: *Holds out hand*

 

[Altorin]

"Do you have any idea how many toads have told me you were in a different castle?"

 

[Ironic Pirate]

Guess what the titanic and this sentence have in common?

They both broke the ice.

 

[dark-amon]

This one was used by someone trying to pick up a female friend of mine (I am not making this up):

*taking a seat next to the girl*
'No I'm not this tall. I'm just sitting on my wallet.'

 

[childofbodom]

Do you want to have SEX? I think we should have SEX. CASUAL SEX.

cheeky bit of american dad?

OT:
FOREPLAY THEN SEX?

Nah, the american dad one is INTERCOURSE! I WANT TO HAVE INTERCOURSE WITH YOU!

Nope that's family guy.