Pick-up lines
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"Criticism completes me." It's not very good, but ten points to whoever can figure out what it's from!
I use this one all the time.
Me: "Think fast!"
Girl: "Wha..."
Punch to the face. Drag her back to my house.
Works everytime.
Me: "Think fast!"
Girl: "Wha..."
Punch to the face. Drag her back to my house.
Works everytime.
Its from Dilbert, and i laughed till i cried when i read that comic!ShadeOfRed said:
As for a pick up line;
"Oops, sprry. I was going to try a pick up line on you but you look a little too smart for that!"
Works disturbingly well...
"Hi, how are OH MY GOD I'M BLEEDING FROM MY ANUS!"
and my personal favourite
"Hi, I've recently had the chance to face my own mortality. The conclusion I reached was that life is too short for being timid, so I've decided that I'll always talk to the most beautiful girl in the room. So, Hi, how are you doing tonight?"
and my personal favourite
"Hi, I've recently had the chance to face my own mortality. The conclusion I reached was that life is too short for being timid, so I've decided that I'll always talk to the most beautiful girl in the room. So, Hi, how are you doing tonight?"
I think XKCD had the best broken cliche pickup lines.
"If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put your sister and I together"
"You must be tired, 'cause you've been running through my mind all night. Screaming"
"Is your dad a thief? Cause that's totally my Jetta you parked out there."
"That shirt looks good on you but it'd look better stuffed burning into the neck of a vodka bottle and thrown through our office building's window"
"If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put your sister and I together"
"You must be tired, 'cause you've been running through my mind all night. Screaming"
"Is your dad a thief? Cause that's totally my Jetta you parked out there."
"That shirt looks good on you but it'd look better stuffed burning into the neck of a vodka bottle and thrown through our office building's window"
On the internets I've read a fair share of funny ones. In real life they generally aren't that funny though. Ooh! Story time!
When I was younger I ordered a Kid's Meal at Subway and the guy serving me says "Nice hat, you know what would look better on you? Me." The other guy there gave him a talking to in the back room, but like a month later I saw him there again. He called me 'kiddo'.
Almost as memorable as that hobo who said he had daughters my age, then after taking a swig of something asked me to be his girlfriend. As lush as his beard was, I turned him down.
When I was younger I ordered a Kid's Meal at Subway and the guy serving me says "Nice hat, you know what would look better on you? Me." The other guy there gave him a talking to in the back room, but like a month later I saw him there again. He called me 'kiddo'.
Almost as memorable as that hobo who said he had daughters my age, then after taking a swig of something asked me to be his girlfriend. As lush as his beard was, I turned him down.
There are just too many bad ones. Like..
Are you a parking ticket? Cos' you got "Fine" written all over you!
Did it hurt? Did what hurt? When you fell from heaven baby!
I feel so dirty..
Are you a parking ticket? Cos' you got "Fine" written all over you!
Did it hurt? Did what hurt? When you fell from heaven baby!
I feel so dirty..
