Pick-up lines
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"It puts the lotion on its skin, or else it get the hose again." That is the line.mshcherbatskaya said:
I've heard this one used by a friend of mine:
He walks up to girl playing portable game;
Matt-What level ar eyou on?
Girl-Hard...
Matt-So am I!
He walks up to girl playing portable game;
Matt-What level ar eyou on?
Girl-Hard...
Matt-So am I!
Go up to a girl, "Turn up the airconditioning, cause you're hot." Stab her fifteen times and throw her body out the window. Go to jail. Go to the nearest inmate, "have you got a lighter, cause you're hot!" Then shive him fivetimes in the face. Kill yourself and go to hell. Go to the devil, "No wonder you're the devil, cause you're hot." Get tortured for the rest of enternity in the blazing pits of hell. "I'm hot."
Haven't done it yet but it could work.
Haven't done it yet but it could work.
You are like a princess and I am just a lowly plumber and the only thing standing between us is a monkey, throwing flaming barrels of rejection my way. Granted most hot girls wouldn't get the reference, hell it took me a couple of seconds, but a girl who does and isn't immediately disgusted is a keeper, at least for a night.
It seems that a lot of the ones that I've seen involve less pick-up-lining and more violence...
Oh well, I'll go with what I've got:
"If I said, 'You have a nice body,' would you hold it against me?"
"You look familiar. Have I seen you before? Oh yeah I remember! You look like my next girlfriend."
"Do you have a map? I got lost in your eyes..."
Oh well, I'll go with what I've got:
"If I said, 'You have a nice body,' would you hold it against me?"
"You look familiar. Have I seen you before? Oh yeah I remember! You look like my next girlfriend."
"Do you have a map? I got lost in your eyes..."
It's because they like the challenge of a girl playing hard to get, regardless of whether she actually is or not. I have a friend who frequently has similar problems.
As for pick-up lines, another friend of mine once approached a girl while reciting a series of numbers. When she asked him what it was he replied "It's my phone number, now how about yours?" He managed to get a laugh out of her with it, even if she didn't give him her number.
As for pick-up lines, another friend of mine once approached a girl while reciting a series of numbers. When she asked him what it was he replied "It's my phone number, now how about yours?" He managed to get a laugh out of her with it, even if she didn't give him her number.
DILBERT!ShadeOfRed said:
As for my favorite pickup, it's a tossup between "Let's play army, I lie on the ground and you blow the $&*# out of me" and "Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"
I remember this one I heard on the radio, a complete WTF one for me.
"Grab your helmet love, cause your going through the windshield!"
No idea why, but that managed to win the funniest pick-up line on the radio show that was on.
Of course one of the regular cheese ones ive heard is...
"The word is 'legs', mind 'spreading' the word?"
"Grab your helmet love, cause your going through the windshield!"
No idea why, but that managed to win the funniest pick-up line on the radio show that was on.
Of course one of the regular cheese ones ive heard is...
"The word is 'legs', mind 'spreading' the word?"
I say that nothing beats Joey's from Friends. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dc2Z7CL4Cv0
According to Wikipedia:
"Most women try to marry me after they tasted my hot body, but this time, I have a feeling you might want to marry me already"
"How about a ride on my love shaft? Your drive, I'll record the speeds"
"Hi, are you a doctor? I am just asking because if you are not, you might be able to handle the supernatural strength of my orgasm-giving love shaft without wanting to turn me into a science project..."
According to Wikipedia:
"Most women try to marry me after they tasted my hot body, but this time, I have a feeling you might want to marry me already"
"How about a ride on my love shaft? Your drive, I'll record the speeds"
"Hi, are you a doctor? I am just asking because if you are not, you might be able to handle the supernatural strength of my orgasm-giving love shaft without wanting to turn me into a science project..."
