Pick-up lines

[Thaliur]

I never thought much about pick-up-lines, and if those many of you mentioned are really used somewhere, I'm about to lose all hope for mankind...

Well, in case anyone wants to know what worked for me:
"Hey, I think I got it! Try to..." (while watching her playing a quite difficult part of a PS2 game)

 

[Chilango2]

Bad pick up lines? And no one has mentioned the old groaner "If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?"

For shame.

 

[tiredinnuendo]

"If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?"

I am no longer infected.

Also, I had a buddy who would do his best impression of Rick Moranis and say, "I am Vinz Clotho, Keymaster of Gozer; Are you the Gatekeeper?" We figured it was a very time saving pick-up line. If she laughed, she was worth buying a drink for. If not, what was the point?

- J

 

[OneHP]

If I flipped a coin what's the chance of me getting head.

 

[danimal1384]

"i'm like a rubix cube... the more u play with me, the harder i get"

 

[FujinAkari]

"Is it hot in here, or is it just you?"

 

[p1ne]

"Hey baby, wanna see my shock rifle?"

 

[Talisker]

"I'll give you $50 to touch me"

Myself and 6 others gave a mate £10 each to try that to a girl one night out..... the bastard got away with it and they are still together almost 2 years later.

I personally favour asking to buy them a drink. It's old, it's corny and it works every time.

 

[Kogarian]

Well, to be blunt, there's always the, "Hey, lets f_ck" approach.
Or the "I'll see you later tonight, baby."

 

[GenHellspawn]

Walk up to a girl, knock her drink to the floor.
Say, "Looks like you need a drink"
When she says she does say "Gimme six bucks then."

Never failed me yet.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W0d-N1sxqF8 ???

 

[Melaisis]

"Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'm going to kill you
....oodley doo"

Age of Mythology reference?

Anyway, here's mine:

"Get your coat love...















...I've got a knife."

Gwhahaha.

 

[thebobmaster_v1legacy]

To a female UPS worker: "I've got a package for you."

*sigh* Quagmire, you have the best worst pick-up lines.

 

[Duck Sandwich]

Age of Mythology reference?

Oh yeah.

"You don't happen to have any mace on you, do you?

 

[ChrisP.Lettuce]

Ooo OoO I have one that is decent.

You walk up to a lone girl at a (insert venue).

You say "You must be waiting for your boyfriend"

If she says yes, then you know, and if she laughs and says no or something along those lines your in the clear.

 

[thebobmaster_v1legacy]

Walk up to a girl during a baseball game: "I'm sure I won't strike out with you."

 

[Mr_Vorhias]

Here's a go-to bad one that I thought of a while back:

"Are you spare ribs?"
"No, why?"
"Because baby, your rack looks delicious."

 

[Kukakkau]

ironically i got told one today

how do you like your eggs in the morning fried or fertilised

 

[choaskast]

here is a really bad one ....'i would like to touch your belly button......from the inside'

also 'your ass is like a basketball mind if i dribble on it'