Pick your Apocalypse!

[Not G. Ivingname]

The Snoose Snoose end

 

[Not-here-anymore]

Hmm... The kind I survive would be good.

Let's go old school on this, and suggest Ragnarok, the last war where many gods and men shall die.

Alternatively, cats finally commence their plan to overthrow the human race, and it turns out that they can in fact speak English whilst they're at it. It's just that they speak a specialised dialect known as 'L33tspeak'.
Sure, we'd all be screwed, but it would be adorable!

 

[CarpathianMuffin]

Spoiler

This is probably the best apocalypse ever.

...I vote for this one.

 

[ryai458]

This http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4KEueJnsu80 I would click my heels goose step and hurry up and finish learning german, I'm 6'l white and blonde, I think I would do just fine.

 

[monkey_man]

either the Left4dead scenario, or the Prototype.
and maybe Fallout3, but most of the guys in fallout are dicks
and does resident Evil4 count as a doom scenario?

 

[Fetzenfisch]

The most plausible theory i heard yet, is ravens evolving opposable thumbs and becoming the worlds masterrace, killung us all to feast on our eyeballs.

 

[Ampersand]

Alien dragons!! It's a little out there but dam it I didn't study archery for nothing.

 

[Ampersand]

Some kinda of post superhero/villian war apocalypse could be cool. otherwise zombies for sure.

You need to read invincible. Thank me later.

 

[The Funslinger]

As many people said, Zombie apocalypse, but for logical reasons: I live in the North Yorkshire countryside in England. Population isn't too dense, and there are a lot of shotguns.

Failing that, the biblical apocalypse, but only if it happens how it happened in supernatural (I'm an atheist, but that was badass.)

Edit: actually, Hitch-hiker's Guide to the Galaxy style. The earth gets demolished by an alien race to make way for a hyperspace bypass.

 

[Communist partisan]

I'd pick anything but zombies. Zombies are so overdone, I'd die of boredom before they broke through the wooden planks on my windows...

Actually, Nazi resurrection would be okay... I'm part-German and I look pretty Germanic (despite also being Asian) so I'd probably be pretty safe. I'd have to shelter a lot of friends under my floorboards though.

Yeah, the zombies are really getting boring now after.... a few years.

Nazi Resurrection? No thx, I would yust end up in a consentration camp... as my family did.


But I would go whith fallout style beacose IRL it don't exist a big chanse for mutations to do any real effects and everything mutated by radioactive stuff dies directly or.... very quicky

 

[Knusper]

Cthulu comes up from the deep and enslaves us all! Now that's epic!

Oh, wait... ninja'd, damn. Well, I'm all out of ideas...

 

[Happy Sock Puppet]

I want every possible apocolyptic scenerio at the same time.

You want Bush as President again???

Off-topic, but you made me laugh out loud Lanky.

 

[MassiveGeek]

I'm sticking with what Philip DeFranco said.

The vampire robot nazi's who are also zombies AND Chuck Norris will take over the Earth.
The only way to beat the vampire robot nazi's who are also zombies and Chuck Norris is if we get flying raptor Jesus on our side.

 

[CrustyOatmeal]

i would pick zombies but i would want them only able to stagger because if zombies could run that would suck and im sure i wouldnt last long

 

[wulfy42]

Cheerleader apocalypse of course.


All the cheerleaders in the world suddenly go crazy and start killing anyone they see until nobody but cheerleaders are left. I'd like to be the Omega man in that scenerio please (woot found the cure!!)






It was more cowbell of course.

 

[luclin92]

the one where the earth stop spinning.

Instantly or over the course of 5 years?

over 5 years seeing the effects would be spectacular.

 

[Daveman]

I'd go with plain old super-virus. That's if of course I'm one of the few that're immune... otherwise it'd be a pretty shortlived apocalypse from my perspective.

If you've seen Survivors you know what I mean.It's basically the same as the zombie apocalypse, but without the zombies.

 

[niege]

Combined nukelear zombie apocalypse whilst overrun by nature disasters aliens and Y2K

 

[Irony's Acolyte]

Probably a zombie or depopulation apocalypse. Something where society breaks down but its still possible to live off the land. I just think it would be more interesting. And easier to survive.

I'm gonna go with Cthulhu. The world being consumed by madness and tentacle hentai monsters? Now THAT'S interesting.

Tentacle Hentai monsters eh? I like it, I like it alot...

Why thank you.

Another one I thought of is what if every vagina on the planet suddenly become lined with sharp teeth.

Humanity would be dead in a generation.

I doubt guys would stop trying to reproduce though.

Joke 1: I like Apocalypse from the X-Men...

Joke 2: I can't beleive it's been three pages without a Cheeseburger Apocalypse.

"They defeated the zombie apocalypse and thought they were home free. They wrong."
That's so goddamn funny.

 

[Dragonpit]

I want a solar flare from the sun to reach and push so hard that our magnetosphere practically scrapes the ground, resulting in an EMP so large that every piece of electronics is permanently shorted out. This will force society to collapse, beginning a new dark age!