We could still use artificial insemination. Then again, the suicide rate for men would skyrocket.Leemaster777 said:
Pick your Apocalypse!
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I'm gonna go with Soul Eater with an Apocalypse of Madness from a kishin. Death by Madness is just so enticing...almost...maddening.
existentialism becomes a rogue epidemic
despite the best efforts of governments to quarantine philosophy departments, and decontaminate libraries of No Exit the rapid spread causes intense brain damage as many crawl themselves into fetal positions calling out on their percieved existences. All development will cease as language devolves into demented circular logic, and those stoics who survive will be paranoid of anyone. the lack of collective moral ethos will fostor chaos and anarchy, when combined with mental laziness, the world collapses in a matter of days.
survivor 1: let me in! let me in!
encampment gaurd: no you might be an existentialist
survivor 1: im not, what if you are?
gaurd: how can you prove that i am an existentialist?
survivor: how can you prove that you are not an existentialist
gaurd: Because I have chosen that my destiny will not involve existential thoughts, and i will not abide by some survivors definitions
gaurd 2: WE HAVE A BREACH WE HAVE A BREACH! TERMINATE GAURDPOST 032. I REPEAT TERMINATE GAURDPOST 032!
in all seriousness, probably the dies the fire one
despite the best efforts of governments to quarantine philosophy departments, and decontaminate libraries of No Exit the rapid spread causes intense brain damage as many crawl themselves into fetal positions calling out on their percieved existences. All development will cease as language devolves into demented circular logic, and those stoics who survive will be paranoid of anyone. the lack of collective moral ethos will fostor chaos and anarchy, when combined with mental laziness, the world collapses in a matter of days.
survivor 1: let me in! let me in!
encampment gaurd: no you might be an existentialist
survivor 1: im not, what if you are?
gaurd: how can you prove that i am an existentialist?
survivor: how can you prove that you are not an existentialist
gaurd: Because I have chosen that my destiny will not involve existential thoughts, and i will not abide by some survivors definitions
gaurd 2: WE HAVE A BREACH WE HAVE A BREACH! TERMINATE GAURDPOST 032. I REPEAT TERMINATE GAURDPOST 032!
in all seriousness, probably the dies the fire one
well ... zombies are the first thing that spring to mind, but sod that - everyone's calling zombies; so my apocalypse is shadowrun. magic re-enters the world, but instead of everyone getting some, i get it all and become the majestic arcane overlord of earth. and then cause the apocalypse for shits and giggles.
I'm going to go with the rampant shagging apocalypse as shown in the movie "Shivers".
Having stayed up and watched "Threads" on youtube last night, I am putting nuclear apocalypse last. I'm glad I was deemed too young to watch it when it was 1st broadcast.
Having stayed up and watched "Threads" on youtube last night, I am putting nuclear apocalypse last. I'm glad I was deemed too young to watch it when it was 1st broadcast.
I'm sorry - Zombies. The survival. The destruction. The freedom. The gunfire. The comfort of a safehouse. The camaraderie. The set goal of escape to some awesome island or summut. 
It'll be fun. (I'm not a sociopath)
Either that or nuclear apocalypse. All those Super Sweet Sixteen fucks will be dead, at least.
It'll be fun. (I'm not a sociopath)
Either that or nuclear apocalypse. All those Super Sweet Sixteen fucks will be dead, at least.
I agree with this. Also, it gives you the option to survive the apocalypse. While a Nuclear Apocalypse or Cthulu Apocalypse would be general slaughter, a Zombie one would be comparitvely safe. Plus zombies are fun to kill. The proper shufling zombies though, not the ones that run fast and/or evolve into stronger zombies. They're tough motherfuckers.TriggerHappyAngel said:sorry dude, but my answer is Zombie Apocalypse, using whatever you can to survive against hordes of frenzied living corpses would be awesome
An asteroid of the size of the fucking sun...
Yeah, see that thing getting close during years and not be able do anything about... Then when is start getting real close then its radiation would turn 99% of the world population in zombies. Simply no escape...
Yeah, see that thing getting close during years and not be able do anything about... Then when is start getting real close then its radiation would turn 99% of the world population in zombies. Simply no escape...
Okay picture this, a small town in rural Russia, think Charnable but bigger. The people withing a ten mile radius are veporized completely those in a 50 mile radius die of the heat or radiation or both. The wind picks up and spreads the ashes of those hunndreds vapor, getting in to the air and water supply, farms. So we continue on, eating, drinking, sleeping, and breathing in the toxic dust. If we had geiger counters they would be steadily rising, thousands of people die mysteriosly, mostly the old and the very very young, but those who didn't die slowly adapt, there skin becomes rougher and shocks you it also becomes a pale greenish color, their body temperature becomes boiling and they grow large nails and sharper teeth, their digestive system turns slowly carnivorous and every living thing save for plants become these hideous dinosaur zombie people bent on satisfying an unsatisfiable hunger for meat and blood, the creatures start waring fangs and claws glint and flesh is torn and ripped, the creatures resorting to cannabalism very often, animals don't cut it, nothing cuts it, and childbirth is excruciatingly painful, the baby rips through your stomach and feeds on your corps. Even though childbirth is possible, humans and animals are unsatisfied, they never would be, there stomach digests everything but never has enough so the stomach slowly tears the flesh from your insides and eat you alive. Everything dies, except for plants and single-celled organism, and the planet is left to reevolve.
Agreed, thumbs up for the original George A. Romero zombiesPAGEToap44 said:I agree with this. Also, it gives you the option to survive the apocalypse. While a Nuclear Apocalypse or Cthulu Apocalypse would be general slaughter, a Zombie one would be comparitvely safe. Plus zombies are fun to kill. The proper shufling zombies though, not the ones that run fast and/or evolve into stronger zombies. They're tough motherfuckers.TriggerHappyAngel said:sorry dude, but my answer is Zombie Apocalypse, using whatever you can to survive against hordes of frenzied living corpses would be awesome
I've gotta throw myself onto the comet-crashing-into-earth category here. It would be extremely cool to see. Also, three days of partying.
