Pickup Lines

[wax88]

The best option is not to use pick up lines-they come across as cliche and cheesy. Their only purpose is to turn off any girl you use them on or as a source of ultimate embarassment for you the moment the girl you use on scoffs at your cheesiness, and thus a great source of humour for your mates who are watching from across the room at your failed attmpt to pick up a girl.

therefore for your own sake, it is advisable to refrain from using pick-up lines.

I thought that was the entire purpose of a pick up line. Because hobestly, would you really want the girl if it were to work?

i would have to run a few checks after that if it were to work. for example, i'll have to check if the sun still rises from the east, if water still flows downwards...etc. then assuming that i have found no anomalies in this world, i would have to check if the girl really is a girl and not say: a "transformer". ok im just kidding.

but honestly, it that really worked, i'll be exceedingly suspicious...

 

[gamer416]

The best option is not to use pick up lines-they come across as cliche and cheesy. Their only purpose is to turn off any girl you use them on or as a source of ultimate embarassment for you the moment the girl you use on scoffs at your cheesiness, and thus a great source of humour for your mates who are watching from across the room at your failed attmpt to pick up a girl.

therefore for your own sake, it is advisable to refrain from using pick-up lines.

then what do you do

 

[Da Joz]

"wanna come back to my place? I make a damn good breakfast"

 

[p3t3r]

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon.

Spoiler

one is fun to throw off a building and the other is a watermelon

 

[Mcupobob]

I lost my teddy bear can I sleep with you?
Screw me if im wrong but do I know you?

 

[Jekken6]

"I'm not trying to impress you, but i'm the Batman"

 

[daywalker1776]

If your left leg was Christmas, and your right leg was Easter, I'd like to visit in between holidays.

 

[sheic99]

The best option is not to use pick up lines-they come across as cliche and cheesy. Their only purpose is to turn off any girl you use them on or as a source of ultimate embarassment for you the moment the girl you use on scoffs at your cheesiness, and thus a great source of humour for your mates who are watching from across the room at your failed attmpt to pick up a girl.

therefore for your own sake, it is advisable to refrain from using pick-up lines.

I thought that was the entire purpose of a pick up line. Because hobestly, would you really want the girl if it were to work?

i would have to run a few checks after that if it were to work. for example, i'll have to check if the sun still rises from the east, if water still flows downwards...etc. then assuming that i have found no anomalies in this world, i would have to check if the girl really is a girl and not say: a "transformer". ok im just kidding.

but honestly, it that really worked, i'll be exceedingly suspicious...

You may want to make a few checks down at the free clinic also.

 

[traceur_]

Hello, would you like to engage in sexual intercourse?

 

[Kimarous]

Here's my personal favourite:

"If I bit my lip, would you kiss it better?"

 

[gentleben]

Bet you $50 I can piss in your bumhole.

If I said you had a nice body would you take off your clothes and dance around a little?

 

[Flying-Emu]

"Hi. My name's (Your name). I think you are sexually attractive." It usually flatters most girls.

May I?

"Hi. My name's (Your name). I think you are (Compliment)." It usually flatters most girls.

For example. I got a date by telling a lass on the city bus that I liked her Team Fortress 2 shirt.

Shame it never got far beyond that, really.

 

[Red Cattle Dog]

To a girl who has nothing in her Hands;

Those Look heavy, would you like me to help carry Them

 

[AWC Viper]

Not really a pick up line but I use this all the time.

Walk over to a girl and say "I figured if we going to keep staring at each other we might as well know one another's names...you know to alleviate the akwardness."

That's what Bill Clinton said to Hillary the day they met, I'm not lying, I saw it on a news interview. The great thing is that it works, Clinton was a smooth operator anyways.

that guy wanted love not war. what a great president.

 

[AWC Viper]

i bet you a

A line that got my old boss his wife.
Approached her from behind in a dark park as she walked home. Covered her mouth and he said these magical words "Scream and I'll knife ya *****." She was soo enamoured with him she banged him right there. She was even crying with joy.

True story.

i believe that's known as "rape" and is a Felony.