PikACHU! God bless you!

[sir.rutthed]

Alrighty, Escapists. Time for a bad jokes/gaming jokes thread. The more facepalm worthy, the better.

I'll start us off. What do you call a fruit that can't post on the forums anymore?

A BANana.

 

[Space Spoons]

Q: What did Zelda say to Link when he couldn't get the door to open?

A: Triforce.

 

[Tartarga]

Whats a cats favorite button on a vcr?
Paws.
Almost killed someone when I heard that joke yesterday.

 

[sir.rutthed]

What do you call it when fire making implements fight?

A match.

 

[verindae]

What's orange and sounds like a parrot?

A carrot

 

[Simple Bluff]

"How much do you reckon polar bears weigh?"
"Um... what?"
"ENOUGH..."
>.>
<,<
"TO BREAK THE ICE!"

...

 

[standokan]

Whats blue and tastes like red paint? blue paint

 

[Matt King]

how do you get pikachu onto a bus you poke-em-on

 

[me.vicky]

What's brown and sticky?

A stick.

 

[Jonluw]

So I was playing some Enslaved the other day, and then some guy came along and said it was racially insensitive...

What? Noone said it had to be a pun.

 

[sir.rutthed]

What do you call Mexican food that's leaving you?

A ta-taco.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Whats a cats favorite button on a vcr?
Paws.
Almost killed someone when I heard that joke yesterday.

Your avatar is awesome. So awesome I just had to mention it.

OT: I've got some band jokes to share.

What is the difference between an oboe and a bassoon? A bassoon burns longer...and has a bluer flame.

What is the difference between a lawn mower and a baritone saxophone? You can tune a lawnmower.

What do you do with a person who can't stay in tune? You give him two sticks and make him the percussionist. What do you do if he can't keep time? Take away one stick and make him the conductor.

I have more but I'll stop here.

 

[Tanis]

Person 1:
So have you heard about a duck Pokemon who enjoys doing a little trick with his onion stick?

Person 2:
Sounds a bit...FarFetch'd.

Person 1:
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

 

[Geekosaurus]

Frank:
Looks like he was killed by a duck Pokemon who enjoys doing a little trick with an onion stick.

Horatio Caine:
Sounds a bit... *puts glasses on* FarFetch'd.

The Who:
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Fixed.

 

[supermariner]

What's brown and sticky?

A stick.

Wrong.

It's parcel tape!

if it's parcel tape then there's no joke element
... *sniff* don't steamroller our fun

 

[JWRosser]

I was sat in traffic earlier...






....I got run over.

 

[RheynbowDash]

Frank:
Looks like he was killed by a duck Pokemon who enjoys doing a little trick with an onion stick.

Horatio Caine:
Sounds a bit... *puts glasses on* FarFetch'd.

The Who:
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Fixed.

You win sir. /thread

 

[King Toasty]

Puns? There's norway I'd sink oslo as this.

 

[crudus]

Person 1: Knock Knock
Person 2: Who's there?
Person 1: Doctor
Person 2: Doctor Who
Person 1: precisely

(yeeeah...made it up when I was 6)

 

[HavoK 09]

does the TF2 medic have a favorite number?

NEIN!