PikACHU! God bless you!

[Chancie]

I have two when from when I was little and I still remember them because people just thought they were hilarious. xD Probably because they are so stupid and didn't make any sense. Meh, I guess idiot kids are funny (which they are).

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Alligator.
Alligator who?
Alligator, can you catch a whale?

Why do we have tail bones?
I don't know, why?
So we can grow a tail!

Hey, I never said they made sense and I never said they were actually anything good. Though, they do kinda make me laugh just because they're so freaking stupid...xD;

 

[sir.rutthed]

Puns? There's norway I'd sink oslo as this.

Now that Israel comedy right there. Iraqn you're a regular comedian.

 

[Queen Michael]

I like pointless jokes like this one: Two magazines were out flying. "I sell more copies than you;" one said. "Yes," the other one replied.

Or this one: Two moose were flying. One of them got a cinnamon bun in the eye. "That's okay," he said, "because I've got a cinnamon bun in my eye."

 

[King Toasty]

Puns? There's norway I'd sink oslo as this.

Now that Israel comedy right there. Iraqn you're a regular comedian.

Uzbekistan'd up and leave, I'm Ghana beat you at this.

 

[sir.rutthed]

Puns? There's norway I'd sink oslo as this.

Now that Israel comedy right there. Iraqn you're a regular comedian.

Uzbekistan'd up and leave, I'm Ghana beat you at this.

Jamaican me sweat here man. Lisbon here, I'll never surrender.

 

[dfcrackhead]

Frank:
Looks like he was killed by a duck Pokemon who enjoys doing a little trick with an onion stick.

Horatio Caine:
Sounds a bit... *puts glasses on* FarFetch'd.

Lil Jon:
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Fixed.

More Fixed.

 

[DesiPrinceX09]

You want a bad joke? I'll give you one:

What did the mermaid do last Sunday night?

She went to sea a movie.

 

[King Toasty]

Puns? There's norway I'd sink oslo as this.

Now that Israel comedy right there. Iraqn you're a regular comedian.

Uzbekistan'd up and leave, I'm Ghana beat you at this.

Jamaican me sweat here man. Lisbon here, I'll never surrender.

You'll never make a Korea out of comedy. I'll Finnish this, here and now!

 

[sir.rutthed]

Puns? There's norway I'd sink oslo as this.

Now that Israel comedy right there. Iraqn you're a regular comedian.

Uzbekistan'd up and leave, I'm Ghana beat you at this.

Jamaican me sweat here man. Lisbon here, I'll never surrender.

You'll never make a Korea out of comedy. I'll Finnish this, here and now!

Take your puns and you Congo to Hell. Nile win this yet.

 

[Zap Rowsdower]

What did Link say to Gannon after he kidnapped Zelda?

Leever alone!

 

[jamradar]

Energizer Bunny arrested - charged with battery.
A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.
A pessimist's blood type is always b-negative.
My wife really likes to make pottery, but to me it's just kiln time.
Dijon vu - the same mustard as before.

These are more bad puns than bad jokes but whatever. >__>

 

[Skorpyo]

Puns? There's norway I'd sink oslo as this.

Now that Israel comedy right there. Iraqn you're a regular comedian.

Uzbekistan'd up and leave, I'm Ghana beat you at this.

I'd join in, but I'm Russian over to Taco bell, cuz I'm really Hungary.

Zing!

 

[CarpathianMuffin]

What did the redneck say when he couldn't find his tractor?

Spoiler

Where's my tractor?

 

[Tetranitrophenol]

why f=e^(x) didnt wanted to integrate into someone else conversation?

it will still be the same even if he did!

OMGLOL LOL hahaha!!! xD

 

[ICanBreakTheseCuffs]

Well the joke is long but I'll shorten it.
so there's people on a boat and they need to get to shore.there's sharks in the water.a lawyer jumps in and pulls the boat to shore.the sharks let him past.

People:why did they let you past?


Lawyer:*puts on classes*"Professional courtesy".

YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

 

[King Toasty]

Puns? There's norway I'd sink oslo as this.

Now that Israel comedy right there. Iraqn you're a regular comedian.

Uzbekistan'd up and leave, I'm Ghana beat you at this.

I'd join in, but I'm Russian over to Taco bell, cuz I'm really Hungary.

Zing!

I'd go, but I've already Eton. It was a British Sandwich Island, with Turkey and Romania sauce.

 

[Not-here-anymore]

why f=e^(x) didnt wanted to integrate into someone else conversation?

it will still be the same even if he did!

OMGLOL LOL hahaha!!! xD

f(x) walked up to the bar and asked for a beer.
The barman turned to him and said:
"I'm sorry sir, we don't serve functions"

Time for more maths jokes?