Pitch a movie idea with as few words as possible

[Call4Duty]

As few words as possible, eh?

Romantic Comedy with dystopian undertones.
Fairy tale serial killer.
Sentient, malevolent bears.
Disabled pianist.
Zombies.
.

300....2.

nuff said

Is that 600?

 

[raxer92]

You work in the film industry and you're asked to pitch an original movie idea, however the movie executive has a very short attention span and you need to hook him in with as few words as possible.

Pitch those ideas!

Ruining a cartoon franchise

 

[jpoon]

2 girls, 1 cup.

 

[strangemoose]

bob dole banana bob dole eats banana BAM GREATEST MOVIE EVER!

 

[Altorin]

Biography of Teddy Roosevelt Andrew Jackson.

Basically a How-to guide on badassery.

Fixed that for ya, seemed a bit wrong.

Look up Teddy Roosevelt. He is, by far, the biggest badass.

Andrew Jackson and Teddy Roosevelt take equal billing on badassery.

You can't deny Jackson.

An assassin tried to shoot him at point blank range. Twice. And when the guns misfired, Andrew Jackson beat the guy to a pulp with his cane.

 

[awesomepanda]

australia, future, dictatorship.

 

[Sneaky Paladin]

aliena go pew pew pew

 

[Bored Tomatoe]

Adam Sandler marries a golden retriever.

 

[Lenny Magic]

There is just one Big explosion and that is all....

 

[Monkeytacoz]

Big Alien Titties

 

[King of the N00bs]

energy that creates all life is overcome by energy that creates death

 

[the ummm guy]

master chief,chuck norris,and ODST,s o and grunt side kicks

 

[WorldCritic]

Big empire against a rebellion, except rebellion is evil.
(It's a change from the cliche.)

 

[Schlorgan]

Someone steals Yahzee's Branston Pickle. He's not happy about that, and swears to kill the thieves one by one until he gets his Branston Pickle back...

 

[Micklet]

Killer robot driving instructer who travels back in time for some reason. An erotic thriller.

 

[Jon Etheridge]

Michael Bay's Care Bears.

 

[Capo Taco]

A phoenix dies.

 

[TraumaHound]

Steven. Seagal.

...oh wait, I see he's busy with a couple of movies [http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000219/]. Nevermind.

 

[HT_Black]

THE PITCH:
Gore



Top that. I dare you.

 

[sirdanrhodes]

Sex, drugs, explosions and violence.