Play Satan's Retrievers
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What do you expect from 3 Dogs working in the break room with an annoying little boss yapping in their ears?cursedseishi said:
it was pretty half baked by newgrounds standards. also, for some reason i don't think that there will be any more to it.
i did like the claylike graphics though
i did like the claylike graphics though
Umm... this Game seems a bit Pointless.
There are no Levels, no Power-Up's ...the background just goes in a Loop! so after a while it feels like you're going Nowhere.
I mean sure, the first few seconds of the game are pretty Hairy, but once you get the hang of the Minigun, you're virtually Unstoppable. Seriously, the Pigs can't even Hit you as long as you keep Moving. I gone and capped about 512 bitches before I finally got Bored :-/
AND WHERE THE HELL ARE MY BABY-SEALS!!? I wanted to capp me some Goddamn Baby-Seals
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There are no Levels, no Power-Up's ...the background just goes in a Loop! so after a while it feels like you're going Nowhere.
I mean sure, the first few seconds of the game are pretty Hairy, but once you get the hang of the Minigun, you're virtually Unstoppable. Seriously, the Pigs can't even Hit you as long as you keep Moving. I gone and capped about 512 bitches before I finally got Bored :-/
AND WHERE THE HELL ARE MY BABY-SEALS!!? I wanted to capp me some Goddamn Baby-Seals
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Wow, they really want $49.95 for that PoS flash game? If that's not some kind of joke I think that company needs to reevaluate the quality of product its putting out and then kick whoever came up with that price.
And yes, I played until I hit 666 just to see what would happen.
And yes, I played until I hit 666 just to see what would happen.
... I believe I broke it.
After a very short time, no bad-guys were appearing - just endless waves of those 'fleeing' dudes. Easiest thing ever.
After a very short time, no bad-guys were appearing - just endless waves of those 'fleeing' dudes. Easiest thing ever.
Alright for all u ppl who don't have a sense of humor or imagination or simply can't figure things the f*** up =>> THE TRIAL IS THE ACTUAL GAME if ya didn't get the joke and its called satans bla bla bla main Word satan, the number of the beast [Satan] is 666[thus the kills u have to make , once u get 666 kills u get the badge and the game stops automatically !!!
how many kills for badge?leeloodallasmultipass said:
I got extremely bored after about 50 kills. It's just constantly the same thing over and over.
I played the trial, and it got boring pretty fast. Especially the constant midi rick-roll loop.
Didn't stop me reaching 666 kills though.
Didn't stop me reaching 666 kills though.
Noted, but my 5 second attention span prohibits me from going any further after the first twenty kills. Maybe I'll get some other badges.Glamorgan said:
I hope they are happy with themselves, thats a few minutes of my life I will never get bacl!
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For starters, I have no life...
That being said, I kept going after a long while and wanted to see if the level had an end. After at least a half hour I checked my kills and was sitting at 4000 and some. I decided to end it there and was surprised after a few days that I still had no badge. (TBO... i think my brain about died and the buttons got stuck after playing for five minutes.)
That being said, I kept going after a long while and wanted to see if the level had an end. After at least a half hour I checked my kills and was sitting at 4000 and some. I decided to end it there and was surprised after a few days that I still had no badge. (TBO... i think my brain about died and the buttons got stuck after playing for five minutes.)
