Play Satan's Retrievers

[jebussaves88]

To anyone saying the game was boring, then you've missed the point. It's supposed to be boring; as if designed by dogs who have no experience in the games industry. Its a joke.

Not a very good joke. Then again, it would be a first for Game Dogs.

 

[Bobbovski]

Um... how long will it take before you get the achievement?

 

[Hat Man]

This is a terrible game, and I don't see how the hell this dull piece of garbage is supposed to be a joke.

Is this honestly the type of "humor" I can expect from Game Dogs?

 

[Spectre4802]

What I think of Satan's Retrievers.

http://theramblingsofahomeschooledgamer.blogspot.com/2010/09/game-review-game-dogs-satans-retrievers.html

Warning: rather mean.

 

[brodie21]

ok, can i get those five minutes of my life back now?

 

[new_age_reject]

Blotted Science = <3

 

[Dollar Bill]

Wow, just, wow, it blows my mind that they could possibly want to put anyone through THIS!

 

[viciouspen]

wow so how incredibly achingly bad is the "Satan's Retriever's" game?
Seriously, I make these kinds of game as part of my job and it was utterly irritating.

Bad, just......so so bad.

Really hope you didn't pay much for this Escapist.
Next time give me a call and we can make you an actual playable not want to shoot yourself in the head game and not rip you off.

Seriously. If this was some kind of "haha it's so bad it's a joke on purpose" thing then yeah, fire whoever you contracted to make this sad little game and get an actual game designer who actually knows anything to try doing it right.

This is just.....gah seriously, the design, the graphics, the fricking coding, the utterly inane and awful annoying way it plays.

Seriously, shoot this in the head and let it die and hire someone who knows what they're doing.
This makes me want to vomit as a game designer.

P.s. You guys are supposed to be better than this. So disappointing.

 

[Forbearance]

INCREDIBLE! This game is a true work of art! If only I wasn't allergic to dogs, shellfish and Rick Astley, I would give this game a 10/10.

EDIT: Now, are people seriously not getting the humour here? Games developed by companies with the mindset "BLIZRD MAEKZ A BILLYEN DOLLERZ OF WOW! MAEK MEE A GAM!" sets to work on creating the next "WoW Killer". But unrealistic deadlines and limited funding causes these....monstrosities.

 

[viciouspen]

yeah you're giving them way too much leeway and credit.

there's a way to do that kind of joke, to make that kind of game.....this is not it.
This is not humor, this is someone's gross misinterpretation of reality.

P.s. Although, come to think of it, this game is an amazing success in one fashion. It completely communicates the kind of experience you'll have if you subject yourself to GamerDogs. On that count, bravo. *claps*

 

[BrotherRool]

I was planning to go for 666 but to be honest i got to 400 and gave up from boredom. I even got 100 of the kills with the pistol.

 

[chronobreak]

There's the door.

The whole game is a joke, get over it guys. If you don't have the patience to sit there and hold "d" and click to fire your mini-gun every few seconds, then simply don't play the game.

Damn, I have seen a hell of a lot of bitching here in this thread. It's meant to be a joke. Treat it like one.

PS - I got the Seal Puncher badge, and it was worth it.

Maybe some people don't like the joke, and their gripes are just as legitimate as your stance on the game.

 

[Flutterbrave]

That 8-bit monstrosity was a Rickroll?

I can't be the only one who didn't hear that.

 

[Shroomhell]

where the hell are teh seals!? those vile cudly fluff balls need 'n axin'
All little cute creatures must be destroyed! the big ones too.

*edit* this game is a gimmick (I think that's the word) not a joke
i only realised there were control directions at the bottom of the page around 200. but the minigun took everything out of it. i mean i died once because i didn't think you would have to reload. Wouldn't hell have magic guns?

 

[Aga Aquino]

I was getting bored. My finger is getting callus from holding the D button for ten minutes.

Has anyone noticed that after the initial onslaught of moderately enjoyable pack of fodder sent in the start of the game (ie. SWAT DOGS) stops there, and it's a just a series of 5 second intervals of 2-3 Civilian Dogs and 2 Cop Dogs coming at you. I mean, how long will it take for you to get the Badge Requirement with that!

 

[Glamorgan]

I was getting bored. My finger is getting callus from holding the D button for ten minutes.

Has anyone noticed that after the initial onslaught of moderately enjoyable pack of fodder sent in the start of the game (ie. SWAT DOGS) stops there, and it's a just a series of 5 second intervals of 2-3 Civilian Dogs and 2 Cop Dogs coming at you. I mean, how long will it take for you to get the Badge Requirement with that!

Erm... about 15 minutes? I just watched a movie in the background, so I wouldn't get bored. It was pretty tiresome though. They really could have made this game so much better.

 

[Brainstrain]

Nearly as interesting as the series that spawned it. Russ, you are a worse villain than Kane. You telsa-coil my free time every time I go near one of your products.

 

[Aga Aquino]

I was getting bored. My finger is getting callus from holding the D button for ten minutes.

Has anyone noticed that after the initial onslaught of moderately enjoyable pack of fodder sent in the start of the game (ie. SWAT DOGS) stops there, and it's a just a series of 5 second intervals of 2-3 Civilian Dogs and 2 Cop Dogs coming at you. I mean, how long will it take for you to get the Badge Requirement with that!

Erm... about 15 minutes? I just watched a movie in the background, so I wouldn't get bored. It was pretty tiresome though. They really could have made this game so much better.

Yep, really was just asking rhetorically. ahaha. But sucky game, I don't see how the badge is worth this.