Pokemon choice

[Shadow flame master]

Even though I love me some fire, I gotta go with Mudkip. Mudkip is so cute and his final evolution would one-hit k.o. almost all my opponents in emerald. If I can't have Mudkip, or Swampert and Mashstomp, then I would love to have Luxray or even Giratina as my pokemon.

Although, now that I think about it, Giratina is considered to be the devil in pokemon form, so my mom wouldn't be too happy with me playing with the "devil".

 

[Pb Zeppelin]

My favorite pokemon from the newer generations. Sure it may be slow and heavy, but Torterra is a bad ass. No doubt about it.

 

[StBishop]

Probably the evolution of the 5th gen water starter.
The 2nd one, not that 3rd evolution. The one that still looks like an otter, only less derp.

He would be my buddy, I guess. He'd tag along and eat ice cream and not give a fuck and cut a ***** if he needs to.

You mean Dewott?

OT: I dunno, I like Ralts, but his/her evolution has so much rule 34 that it would get kidnapped in a millisecond (as I'm the only one with this pokemon).

I think I'd go with a psychic pokemon or a fighting type because we'd be bros not master and pet.
Kinda like my cat and I, we're bros, he always comes running into the house if he loses a fight and I run out and scare the shit out of what ever cat he's been fighting and then he smashes his head into the back of my leg because he can't bro fist.

Admittedly this only happened twice, but that's because he wins the other fights.

So yeah, I'd take like Machop or Abra or something.

 

[Reggie Rock]

Rhyperior. With solid rock.

This ************ knows rock wrecker. ROCK MOTHAFUCKIN WRECKER.
He's ROCK AND GROUND TYPE.The combination of kings.
He can't not look badass at all times.
Rhyperior will not mess up your pots and pans.

 

[Palfreyfish]

I wouldn't have my favourite Pokemon, because 1 =/= 6, so I'd have an Arceus and politely ask it to turn the world into a Pokemon world, with all the silly anime hair and the obvious lack of pressing issues such as Hunger and War etc

But yeah, I'd pick the God of all Pokemon, then ask it politely to add Pokemon to this world and remove most of the bad parts, and then let it go on its merry way.

Wouldn't that make you technically the pokemon's version of Jesus?

I wouldn't mind that happening. You also forgot to add the technology that would be made in like 2020-2030.

Sweet, I'm now Pokemon Jesus. Though I would just want to start my adventure the way it starts in the games, it'd be fun. Being Poke-Jesus is far to much responsibility, I'd just dick around all day everyday if I were Poke-Jesus. But yeah, some awesome futuristic technology would also be awesome.

 

[Saulkar]

Everything about a Hippo is badass.

Badass you say?

Spoiler: Badass Hippo

As for what Pokemon I would want it would have to be Mewtwo because he is fully sentient and capable of taking care of himself and in turn making an equal relationship much easier assuming he does not all of a sudden turn schizophrenic.

P.S. To the Escapist community in general: whenever I open up any page at all with flash I get "Press ESC to leave full-screen mode" hovering 3 quarters up the screen. How do I get rid of that because I do not even know what to search for in terms of help?!!!!

 

[CrimsonBlaze]

Fire-types are my favorite, and although it's tempting to want Charizard (honestly, who wouldn't?), I'm going to say Cyndaquil.

[http://photobucket.com/images/cyndaquil]

He's small, timid, agile, and strong. He'd make one awesome pet.

 

[CrimsonBlaze]

Stick with Hippowdon because he is my favorite ground type. Everything about a Hippo is badass. Really cool to use him as a guard dog in my front lawn. get a giant sandbox for him to play in. Ever needed to beat poison, fire, steel, electric, rock, I got my little sand hippo.

I have to admit, at first, I kind of looked past this "goodfy" hiphopanonymous, but once I saw him battling in P:BR, he's pretty legit.

 

[ImProvGamr]

Porygon.

I'll have him hack into and control the entire internet.

He'll be unstoppable.

 

[Grant Hobba]

Growlithe or charmander

fire and small

 

[zerobudgetgamer]

If it could evolve, I'd pick Dratini, since I'd love the ability to take care of one all the way up to a Dragonite.

If it couldn't, then just Dragonite. Honestly, I think it'd be the perfect Pokemon for the real world. It's strong, it's kind, it's intelligent, it can both swim and fly, and it can burn/freeze/electrocute/bury/obliterate anyone who tries to screw with it/me.

 

[Veebs]

Something I could use for transport probably, probably an Arcanine because I like my dogs. Also he can burn things. Or an Abra, because that thing is sweet and BAM! Teleport.