Police Called After Banana-Man Attacks Gorilla-Man in Ohio

[NormalityImpaired]

I believe the following is all that needs to be said...


If that ain't what they're referencing, I don't know what it is.

I miss that cartoon. That one and Danger Mouse.

 

[CrazyCapnMorgan]

With so many puns abound, where's Hankman when you need him???

Seriously though, this story was funny. The only way it could've gotten any better was if it incorporated Fruit of the Loom somehow.

EDIT:

Its times like this I wish Hankman didn't get his ass banned.

Nevermind. His puntastic insight will be missed.

 

[Tiger Sora]

For gods sakes shouldn't there be security footage of this kid running away or even better of the attack. It's a banana running..... and attacking. I demand footage of this!

 

[Infernai]

Yikes, people sure aren't going as APE over this as i thought...although this thread still is rather PUNishing.

 

[Genericjim101]

I believe the following is all that needs to be said...


If that ain't what they're referencing, I don't know what it is.

Curses, ninja'd . DC Thomson did a wonderful job of animating Bananaman.

 

[JUMBO PALACE]

Like a spartan out of 300... except a banana.

I fucking love that guy

 

[Evilsanta]

Say what? And this actully happend?

That is just to damn wierd.

 

[Tartarga]

Wait, are you trying to tell me something interesting happened in Ohio? About time, cool stuff like this doesn't happen often here but when it does it is usually hilarious.

All right, now to attempt a pun that isn't completely horrible. Umm... I guess that guy should have played more Ape Escape. Yeah, I failed.

 

[Sean Strife]

Let the photoshops begin!

Seriously, this sounds like something I would've done in high school, except I would've planchaed the gorilla in question like a Mexican wrestler.

 

[]DustArma[]

With so many puns abound, where's Hankman when you need him???

Seriously though, this story was funny. The only way it could've gotten any better was if it incorporated Fruit of the Loom somehow.

EDIT:

Its times like this I wish Hankman didn't get his ass banned.

Nevermind. His puntastic insight will be missed.

Oh what?! He got banned? Why did he get banned? Damn, I'm going to miss his insightful commentaries.

 

[CrazyCapnMorgan]

DustArma[]

With so many puns abound, where's Hankman when you need him???

Seriously though, this story was funny. The only way it could've gotten any better was if it incorporated Fruit of the Loom somehow.

EDIT:

Its times like this I wish Hankman didn't get his ass banned.

Nevermind. His puntastic insight will be missed.

Oh what?! He got banned? Why did he get banned? Damn, I'm going to miss his insightful commentaries.

I'm just going out on a limb on this one...but he probably violated some rule while having his "forum health bar" on its last block.

This is ripe for some puntacular jokes! Where's HankMan when you need him?

EDIT: Oh wow. I got ninja'd. Hard. Same words, too.

It's OK, man. I'm sure everyone who has read this thread and that knows of Hankman feels the same way. At least you have the benefit of not being completely ninja'd verbatim.

 

[praetor_alpha]

Just like the motto in my profile says:

Most Buckeyes believe, that at some point in their lives, a psychiatrist will jump out from behind the bushes, point at them, and say "Aha! I knew it!"

Bananas, psychiatrists... they're all the same, right?

 

[teknoarcanist]

Not to be THAT GUY, but did anybody else's bullshit sensors start going off when the manager started talking? Like maybe this is just a stunt, or didn't even happen, to get his store onto the news?

I guess what I'm saying is,

Spoiler

[banana-related pun]

 

[duchaked]

uh......lol?
I'm going to bed now...

haha but the Spartan banana part was the best
except that guy was kind of odd ish

 

[SomeBritishDude]

Wow, I guess that guy must feel like a right...Gorilla.

I know I wouldn't want to be that...Banana.

You could almost say that...Banana, owned that...Gorilla.

I pun good?

 

[Brian Hendershot]

Yep. That whole thing is just plain bananas.

 

[AugustFall]

That manager was hilarious lol. Dude made the video.

 

[RedEyesBlackGamer]

This is HankMan's dream article. I'm glad to see the manager take it in stride and not go bananas over the incident.

 

[pandasaw]

Is he a banana vigilante?