"Hes got a white flag!" - South Park
Its a freaking stick people, being used by a child. Do you know what you do? Take the stick away from him, just grab it. Whats he going to do? Pull out his well hidden shotgun? Or make his satellite shoot a lazer at you because he is clearly a criminal mastermind and you can never know what 8 YEAR OLDS are capable of?!
Seriously, how scared are you guys that an 8 year old poses a threat. No more little league baseball... cant just GIVE children bats, they might violently hit a ball with it or something! No more ice creams, those cones are pointy! Have you gone to restuarants lately? They are just arming children with knives and forks... what are they trying to do? Start a child army to take over the world?!
My advice to all police officers out there... if you are so cowardly that children register as threats to you then quit, its likely that you will come face to face with bigger things than children in your line of work.