Police Say Adults Shouldn't Own Animal Crossing
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No...This can't be real. There's no way this is real. *checks calendar* Seriously, is it Wednesday already? Did my nap last over 24 hours?
"YOU ARE TOO OLD TO BUY THAT YOU ARE NOW OFFICIALLY A CHILD MOLESTER!!!!!!!!"
And Lord knows because it involves a video game you are now four times more evil than your average pedophile because you kill people too.
And Lord knows because it involves a video game you are now four times more evil than your average pedophile because you kill people too.
seconded, T____T *sniffle*vivaldiscool said:;_;saikanoto said:There are other reasons for an adult to play Animal Crossing:
P.S. Does anyone else want an option to close spoiler tags?
My sons Mom plays Animal Crossing. Task Force Coordinator Andy Anderson needs a punch in the mouth.
This is just some Jack Thompson knockoff trying to raise a stir. Just ingore the retard and move on.
This is so unbelievably stupid. So, after saying that nobody should play games that are too violent, they are now saying no adults should be playing games that are too innocent?
Wait, I get it. They just don't want adults playing games, because adults have voting rights. They've apparently realized that there now exists a significant number of voting gamers and they're tailoring their latest attack at them. So, once they ban adults from playing innocent kid's games, then they can ban adult games "for the children." Finally, with nothing to play, the adult gamers turn to cannibalism and games are officially outlawed.
... Maybe I should stop binge-watching The X-Files.
Wait, I get it. They just don't want adults playing games, because adults have voting rights. They've apparently realized that there now exists a significant number of voting gamers and they're tailoring their latest attack at them. So, once they ban adults from playing innocent kid's games, then they can ban adult games "for the children." Finally, with nothing to play, the adult gamers turn to cannibalism and games are officially outlawed.
... Maybe I should stop binge-watching The X-Files.
"There is no reason an adult should have this game"
... ... ... I think I might have thought of a decent reason, they like the fucking game... hmmmm...? Does that make sense to anyone else? I think it's a decent reason.
... ... ... I think I might have thought of a decent reason, they like the fucking game... hmmmm...? Does that make sense to anyone else? I think it's a decent reason.
How can you be so sure? (dun dun dun)bue519 said:
Okay, umm...Malygris said:Police Say Adults Shouldn't Own Animal Crossing
Police in Missouri have put a new twist on age-inappropriate gaming by saying there is "no reason" adults would own games like Animal Crossing [http://animal-crossing.com/] unless they're using them as pedophile bait.
WTF?!
Nintendo made it as a game suitable for ALL AGES! Therefore, it is suitable for adults, so lord knows why the police can find no reason for it. Could they just like it? Is it the brilliant graphics on such a small screen? Nope, it's paedophile bait. It's like saying that adults can't play on a Wii, as that's aimed specifically at kids, despite the fact that most if not all the Wii adverts show adults playing it. Same with most games for the DS. They're designed for kids, but the adverts shows adults playing them.
Guess I shouldn't be surprised. Authorities are ALWAYS looking for "indecent" and "immoral" aspects of video games, and I guess they decided it's high time to really crackdown on the evils of Animal Crossing, the tool of pedophiles everywhere.
Sometimes it's embarassing to live in this society...
Sometimes it's embarassing to live in this society...
This is stupid, in my opinion. I mean seriously, the game isn't like that. I played the original game once on a Gamecube that my friend owned, and it was no way some kind of tool for pedos. However, I will note that I did leave a message for my friend's mom to read (it was her game, his gamecube) that said "You smell like cheese, feet, and underarm hair." She doesn't talk to me much anymore...