Poll: A Creepy Doll
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Well lets see, my book on "how to survive a horror movie" has suggested I simply kick the shit out of it. Seems like a good idea.
See, that's almost exactly what the protagonist of J Coul's song tries. This isn't horror, this is The Twilight Zone. Everything you do has eerie, ironic consequences.AjimboB said:
This, much like every other stalker problem can be solved by killing it with large amounts of fire.
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1) Burn it with fire
2) Lock the ashes in a box
3) Encase box in concrete
4) Bury under construction sight/in more concrete
and maybe put a crucifix inside the box for good measure
2) Lock the ashes in a box
3) Encase box in concrete
4) Bury under construction sight/in more concrete
and maybe put a crucifix inside the box for good measure
I had written an entire story about a garden gnome who becomes a burden on some poor guy. The rest of the World thinks it is his baby boy, and he is the only one who notices it isn't. Long story short, he tries to get rid of it by tethering it to a weather balloon.
simple.
just inform it that it isn't bothering me and its entire purpose in existing would be insignificant..
..therefore causing it to burst into flames as all of your creepy dolls did.
just inform it that it isn't bothering me and its entire purpose in existing would be insignificant..
..therefore causing it to burst into flames as all of your creepy dolls did.
Wait. You set real life human stalkers on fire?RatRace123 said:
On Topic: I could try to sell the doll, see if it comes back than start an online scamming rig by selling the same cursed doll over and over again.
If the doll doesn't like it and gets mad I could put it to death by fire, or lawnmower, or simply leave it in an active church during service to see if the holy aura of the place exorcizes the ghost, demon etc. from the doll.
I'd talk to it first and find out what it's about. If it's just a spirit possessing the doll, I'd try and convince it to inhabit a cooler toy, like a G1 Transformer or a Mr. T doll, then I wouldn't mind it so much and we could probably get up to some lulz (especially once I show it The A-Team and it learns to talk like Mr. T too, or if it inhabits a G1 Transformer, I'd convince it to haunt Michael Bay, sceaming "Michaeeeeel Baaaaay! You raped meeeeee!")
If however, it's a evil creepy doll and will always be a evil creepy doll, then I'd have to ask it to leave or destroy it. It would be embarrassing having a girl's toy following you around, 'falling' out of your bag in public and appearing in your room when you have company.
If I knew for a fact it was evil, then I'd get in contact with my local Exorcist (every Catholic Dioceses has one) and take whatever course of action he suggests.
If however, it's a evil creepy doll and will always be a evil creepy doll, then I'd have to ask it to leave or destroy it. It would be embarrassing having a girl's toy following you around, 'falling' out of your bag in public and appearing in your room when you have company.
If I knew for a fact it was evil, then I'd get in contact with my local Exorcist (every Catholic Dioceses has one) and take whatever course of action he suggests.
I love that song! 
So eerie. My friends always become entranced by the "story" whenever it plays while we're in my car.
Anyways, I'd probably question my own sanity and submit myself to an asylum. Because I think a demonic doll would scare me so badly that I'd lose my mind anyways.
So eerie. My friends always become entranced by the "story" whenever it plays while we're in my car.Anyways, I'd probably question my own sanity and submit myself to an asylum. Because I think a demonic doll would scare me so badly that I'd lose my mind anyways.
