Poll: A Creepy Doll

[preybird]

I would use a simple three step process:

1) Chaingun
2) Flamethrower
3) Shoot the ashes into space

you know blasting it in to the sun be better then space heh

 

[The Last Nomad]

What I would like to do would be to first do as the doll asks, then soon join forces with the doll... because there are some things a doll couldn't do that I could... and together we would take over the world or at least my home town... we could call ourselfs the demonic duo!

But wahat I probably would do is run like hell...

 

[TheRightToArmBears]

Well, however evil the doll is, its probably met its match with me. I mean, it's a fucking doll, if the worst comes to the worst a few babies should appease it. We could become friends! It might be my soulmate!

 

[Syphous]

I'd get on TV with that thing. Maybe get a sitcom.

 

[Jharry5]

I would make sure that piece of shit doll wouldn't follow anyone else.

Let's put it this way: I hate dolls and love fire...
Then to make sure I'd bury the ashes, salt the earth and try to concrete over the burial area.

 

[TheYellowCellPhone]

Always take the pyromaniac approach.

 

[tthor]

yeah I'd cuddle it and sleep with it ^__^ you never know it could be soft <3 <3 and it'd have pretty hair to pat

lol i could see you being good friends with the doll

 

[Miri_Chan]

yeah I'd cuddle it and sleep with it ^__^ you never know it could be soft <3 <3 and it'd have pretty hair to pat

lol i could see you being good friends with the doll

Me too ^_______^ hugs <3 <3

 

[Uber Evil]

KILL IT WITH FIRE!

Yay! I've always wanted to use that for a legitimate reply.

Damn you and your ninjaness.

Always take the pyromaniac approach.

As in the above KILL IT WITH FIRE! approach?

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

I'm a Pediophobe, so... yeah... Scream, beat it to death with a metal baseball bat, and if that didn't work I would run without even thinking of where I was going.

Dolls creep me out with the way their eyes follow you, and how they blink when there not supposed to do that.

 

[p3t3r]

maybe dress the doll up as something badass so that i have something badass following me around instead

 

[Therumancer]

Well, to be honest with you except for the line about the pretty mouth to eat me whole, I don't see much that even implies it's malevolent. Annoying at the very most.

Not it's fault it's creepy, it if was basically harmless I wouldn't have an issue really I wouldn't think. Besides it could be useful.

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However looking at the song literally, the guy isn't literally being followed by the doll and it's in his head which is why when he burns it, he burns himself. This is however not the spirit of the thread. >