Poll: A dish best served cold...

[Trendkill6]

We've all been wronged by someone, but how many of us have gotten revenge on the person?
I ask you all to give me your best story of you getting payback on someone, but I also ask you was it worth it?

I'd give you an example but all of my revenge stories have potential to get me banned. >.<

 

[Hazy]

Once.

A friend of mine knew that my internet was having issues in my home while I was downloading an expansion pack. So he purposely slept in extremely late, went out with friends alot, and generally avoided me. Mind you the DL would have taken a total of 10 minutes.

So when karma hit him like a ton of bricks, in the form of his Wireless Router frying on him, I went on vacation, and then lied to him about my internet being down for a week.

 

[Trendkill6]

I'd give you an example but all of my revenge stories have potential to get me band. >.<

I dont often seek revenge but the people who've earned it know who they are.

I'll make sure to stay on your goodside then

 

[SharPhoe]

I'm not the kind of person to seek revenge, regardless of how I had been wronged. I may seek justice if the the situation is serious enough to call for it, but never revenge. Even if I DID get vengeance on someone, it wouldn't make me feel the tiniest bit better about what happened, I'm sure.

 

[walkingdead127]

No, takes too much time and effort that could be spent doing something useful.
I let Karma take care of that for me.

 

[Panzer_God]

I'd give you an example but all of my revenge stories have potential to get me banned. >.<

Same, let's just say it involved fireworks and a very important peice of male anatomy.

 

[Trendkill6]

I'd give you an example but all of my revenge stories have potential to get me banned. >.<

Same, let's just say it involved fireworks and a very important peice of male anatomy.

D:
Out of curiosity what kinda fireworks?

 

[Panzer_God]

I'd give you an example but all of my revenge stories have potential to get me banned. >.<

Same, let's just say it involved fireworks and a very important peice of male anatomy.

D:
Out of curiosity what kinda fireworks?

M-10's, the largest legal firecracker in the USA

 

[SomeLameStuff]

I'd give you an example but all of my revenge stories have potential to get me banned. >.<

Well there was that one time when I got pissed at one of my buddies for nicking my fries so many times that I shoved a handful of fries down his throat, then slammed his face into the table.

I may have felt slightly bad after that, but man, it was worth it!

 

[The_Echo]

Revenge, eh?
I've gotten mine a few times.

The last time I ended up getting expelled from school.

Oh can i hear that story, please?

Story time! (That made me feel so young... *Shakes it off*) EDIT: Well crap. I was late.

On topic: I've found that, to me, revenge is not sweet. It's actually quite bitter. Maybe that's because the only revenge I've taken blew up in my face.

 

[ExodusinFlames]

Revenge is of course best served cold. Give them time to feel comfy.

 

[Bored Tomatoe]

Oh can i hear that story, please?

It's not very interesting.

My friend and I skipped class one day.
We got caught (unlike the other twenty or so times,) and were taken to the office.

I made up a story about how I was sick (which I knew my mother would back up, as I had spent the last few days throwing up everything in my body) and that's why I was "late" to class (we got caught relatively early.)

He had no such story, so decided to blow mine when it was his turn to tell the principal what happened.

I was less-than-pleased, so I stabbed him with the first sharp object I could find lying around.

As this was a repeat offense (but not the worst,) they decided to arrest and expel me.
Which was fun.
Incidentally, being handcuffed isn't as pleasant as it looks - the chain is a lot shorter than they make it out to be on TV.

That was a dick move on your friend's part, but why did you have to stab him immediately? I would have waited until there weren't authority figures around and kicked him in the testicles. Repeatedly. Then taken his cash...
EDIT: Oh, what was the back of the cop car like? Did you make small talk with Mr. Policeman?

 

[ExodusinFlames]

moop, please do yourself and us a favor and stop inciting the flame wars. Granted this is a post about revenge, but c'mon

 

[Scarecrow38]

I don't take revenge. I can't summon up the necessary contempt, anger and hatred in the proper amounts. I'm more of a 'bottle it up and let it attack me emotionally' kind of guy. Mercifully, the instances where I have been wronged enough where many people would want revenge have been very small. Though there is one event that could soon turn on me and result in bad consequences.. but then that'll give me something to post here won't it.

I do love the revenge stories though.

 

[Kinguendo]

What if you never commit acts of revenge? Where is that option? :0

 

[Flying-Emu]

The whole "lack of lasting anger" thing isn't really conducive to revenge.

 

[Mockingjay]

A guy at high school was horrible to me... He constantly insulted me and one day I decided I wasn't going to be his victim any more. I signed on to my attractive best friend's MSN and got him... errr... all 5 inches of him on cam. When he found out it was me he cried.

It was a great day.

 

[Good morning blues]

I've always been of the opinion that the best revenge is living well.

 

[SomeLameStuff]

A guy at high school was horrible to me... He constantly insulted me and one day I decided I wasn't going to be his victim any more. I signed on to my attractive best friend's MSN and got him... errr... all 5 inches of him on cam. When he found out it was me he cried.

It was a great day.

That is so wrong... but I like it! What did you do with the video?

 

[Mockingjay]

A guy at high school was horrible to me... He constantly insulted me and one day I decided I wasn't going to be his victim any more. I signed on to my attractive best friend's MSN and got him... errr... all 5 inches of him on cam. When he found out it was me he cried.

It was a great day.

That is so wrong... but I like it! What did you do with the video?

Oh I didn't video it, that would have been wrong xD I just gently slipped it to him that he maybe wasn't speaking to whom he thought he was.