Poll: A dish best served cold...

[ExodusinFlames]

A guy at high school was horrible to me... He constantly insulted me and one day I decided I wasn't going to be his victim any more. I signed on to my attractive best friend's MSN and got him... errr... all 5 inches of him on cam. When he found out it was me he cried.

It was a great day.

I think you win. Nothing will crush a man's spirit like a blow to his junk/libido.

 

[Mockingjay]

Oh can i hear that story, please?

It's not very interesting.

My friend and I skipped class one day.
We got caught (unlike the other twenty or so times,) and were taken to the office.

I made up a story about how I was sick (which I knew my mother would back up, as I had spent the last few days throwing up everything in my body) and that's why I was "late" to class (we got caught relatively early.)

He had no such story, so decided to blow mine when it was his turn to tell the principal what happened.

I was less-than-pleased, so I stabbed him with the first sharp object I could find lying around.

As this was a repeat offense (but not the worst,) they decided to arrest and expel me.
Which was fun.
Incidentally, being handcuffed isn't as pleasant as it looks - the chain is a lot shorter than they make it out to be on TV.

Unless the first sharp object you could find was a knife, that seems somewhat over the top. I suppose they have to take all cases of 'assult' seriously.

 

[Mockingjay]

A guy at high school was horrible to me... He constantly insulted me and one day I decided I wasn't going to be his victim any more. I signed on to my attractive best friend's MSN and got him... errr... all 5 inches of him on cam. When he found out it was me he cried.

It was a great day.

I think you win. Nothing will crush a man's spirit like a blow to his junk/libido.

Can you explain to me why though? I just don't get why anyone would take pitiful little penis knocks seriously.

 

[the protaginist]

Oh can i hear that story, please?

It's not very interesting.

My friend and I skipped class one day.
We got caught (unlike the other twenty or so times,) and were taken to the office.

I made up a story about how I was sick (which I knew my mother would back up, as I had spent the last few days throwing up everything in my body) and that's why I was "late" to class (we got caught relatively early.)

He had no such story, so decided to blow mine when it was his turn to tell the principal what happened.

I was less-than-pleased, so I stabbed him with the first sharp object I could find lying around.

As this was a repeat offense (but not the worst,) they decided to arrest and expel me.
Which was fun.
Incidentally, being handcuffed isn't as pleasant as it looks - the chain is a lot shorter than they make it out to be on TV.

Oh, Max and his stories, they never get old.


I have a habit of getting revenge for those who can't do it themselves. I am not, however, Batman.

 

[rabidmidget]

I will say, though, that after I get my revenge, I harbor no ill will towards the person who I acted against.

Thats probably because it's hard to harbor a grudge against a dead body

 

[ExodusinFlames]

Avy beat me to the draw.

 

[Mockingjay]

Can you explain to me why though? I just don't get why anyone would take pitiful little penis knocks seriously.

It would be like some one comparing you to another girl and how much prettier she is, or pointing out your breasts and ass are smaller than someone else.
Women constantly complain they are judged on everything but men are judged on one thing. No matter how great you are, how handsome, what you drive, how many people you help. If you have a tiny penis people look down on you.
I just thank christ I obviously come from good genestock.

It was the fact that most guys complain about it when they're not but yeah, I see what you mean.

 

[standokan]

i take revenge at my brothers all the time ^.^ it feels good but its a vicious cirkel, it never ends =.= because none of use ever gives up.

 

[Spineyguy]

Twat-features, at school, (To protect his anonymnity I'll refer to him as Twat-features for this) decided that it'd be a good idea to take the plastiscene characters I'd done for my clay-mation project and scatter them liberally throughout the school. (A head here, a foot there, y'know what I mean.) He thought I didn't notice but probably figured he was rumbled when he bit into his sandwich at lunch and found it full of modelling clay.

Strangely I didn't get any more trouble from Twat-features. Best revenge scheme evar. I'll never forget him running into the toilets to throw it all up again. I had a good laugh, he couldn't get the taste out of his mouth, it was a win/win situation.

Revenge is sweeter than plastiscene. And it doesn't make you sick, unless under very specific circumstances

 

[garfoldsomeoneelse]

Well, I'm not the creative sort, but I am very vindictive. I go about revenge by using my charisma and ability to choose words perfectly in order to evoke the exact emotional response I'm trying to bring about, so that I can manipulate my target's closest friends into turning against him/her.

I'd actually caused several of the most popular kids in my highschool classes to more or less fall from grace. The best part is, I'm subtle enough to do all of this without arousing any suspicion towards myself. I can wreck social lives without drawing an ounce of ire from my target.

Sounds cowardly and the sort of thing that would cause a man in the mafia to be given the pet name "[Name here] the weasel", but it's really more of a game than a necessary method for me. I could go about it in other ways, but why cut the puppets' strings when you can be the one controlling them?

 

[Mockingjay]

It was the fact that most guys complain about it when they're not but yeah, I see what you mean.

Well personally it annoys me because it is one of those things it is still okay to mock people about yet they can not change. We can not insult people because of skin colour, disability, height, we should not even insult them about shit like weight or religion or sexuality. But penis jokes are still considered fair game which is crap.
Plus I doubt there are many men that have never ever asked themselves if they are too small. My cousin (who claims she is a model but she works as a stripper so I refer to her as a hooker) even claimed one of her bfs only just met her bare minimum. The man had a 9".

Avy beat me to the draw.

^_-
And that's another issue women. Men are not too fast. Women just take too damn long. If it takes you like half a hour then perhaps you should see a damn doctor.

The thing is that the guys who complain generally aren't small and let's face it, is that anything to go by? The idea of 9 inches is ludicrous and I cross my legs at the thought and I think that a contributing factor for it 'taking so long' is the fact that the woman may be expecting too much.

 

[Beefcakes]

The whole "lack of lasting anger" thing isn't really conducive to revenge.

I get angry sometimes, and then after a few minutes I stop caring
I am really quite lazy, and the effort I put into things is just... eh

 

[Altorin]

I'm not too big on revenge

if someone hurts me to the point where I'd want revenge, I usually just excise them from my life.

 

[Lord George]

I always get revenge on people, its the funniest and most satisfying way, if its keying up some bastards car and kicking in the windows or nicking their wallet so there left stranded or good old fashioned waiting till there along and kicking the shit out of them with some mates.

 

[CuervoJoe]

I don't really think I can talk about my revenge, but it went well.

 

[Cowabungaa]

I never took any revenge on anyone. I was always too wimpy for that.

 

[ExodusinFlames]

^_-
And that's another issue women. Men are not too fast. Women just take too damn long. If it takes you like half a hour then perhaps you should see a damn doctor.

Oh ... I see what you did there, you son of a ...
*coughs* No insecurity here *whistles and walks away*
Heh. Though the point remains valid, that can actually be a combination of many things. Lack of use on the males part, medication on either part, lack of intimacy, where was I going with this?

 

[Vision of Division]

Not me, but this guy in my old class was constantly fucking with this ginger kid in front of him. So one day he was making remarks about his mother and the ginger kid goed berserk and stabs the guy in the forehead with a pen. The whole class goes silent for a good second.
Then blood comes spewing out and he screams like a madman.

Good times, good times...

 

[Sevre]

Aside from revenge, Gazpacho is a dish best served cold. I'm sorry I had to do that.

 

[mooncalf]

I remember a kid in school who used to give me a real hard time, so one day I snuck up and whacked him with a fairly hefty stick of rolled up newspaper. Then some other guy did it as well, and me and the first guy chased him because he had no excuse. See? Revenge worked out great.