Poll: A Pledge for 2016

[Tiger Sora]

As Chairman of the M.I.R.K Society. I demand to know your stance on secret societies.
I also need to know your stance of secret societies using public spaces for their own amusement and tauntings of passerby's.

Mine and possibly the entire Societies vote hang on your answer. I await a response my good man. *Blows into bubble pipe*.

 

[ImperialSunlight]

Sounds good!

By the way... what is your party's stance on necrophilia? Just asking.

i also propose to call the position "emperor" instead of just "president", every idiot can be elected president but it takes a true taco-head to be elected emperor

There can only be one!

 

[Lunar Templar]

if voting actually changed anything it'd be illegal.

also, in related news the Seattle Seahawks DESTROYED the Buffalo Bills, 50-17

 

[PsychicTaco115]

And I shall form a group of people opposing you rule so they may be swiftly murderd -reeducated

We do not negotiate with terrorists

But that would mean unseating Daystar and the Brovengers as the rightful rulers of the escapist.

Good luck with that!

Come now, I have no qualms about using all the Escapist's military might and information gathering skills to wipe out these rebels

As Chairman of the M.I.R.K Society. I demand to know your stance on secret societies.
I also need to know your stance of secret societies using public spaces for their own amusement and tauntings of passerby's.

Mine and possibly the entire Societies vote hang on your answer. I await a response my good man. *Blows into bubble pipe*.

Secret societies are fine... As long as they stay secret

I don't want any leaks like the Illuminati

 

[Euryalus]

if you are elected president, what do you intend to do with the basement?
i also propose to call the position "emperor" instead of just "president", every idiot can be elected president but it takes a true taco-head to be elected emperor

We shall do interrogations in the basement, only for those known for terrorism

Remember, the Escapist does not torture!

Hey! Inquisitions/interregations are my Job... Oh... No Torturing... I see... never mind. Carry on Senator.

-snip-

What did I just watch? And why? XD

 

[BreakfastMan]

snip...

You want to wipe the Brovengers out? Well, there is only one solution I can see to this:

 

[CommanderL]

And I shall form a group of people opposing you rule so they may be swiftly murderd -reeducated

We do not negotiate with terrorists

But that would mean unseating Daystar and the Brovengers as the rightful rulers of the escapist.

Good luck with that!

Come now, I have no qualms about using all the Escapist's military might and information gathering skills to wipe out these rebels

As Chairman of the M.I.R.K Society. I demand to know your stance on secret societies.
I also need to know your stance of secret societies using public spaces for their own amusement and tauntings of passerby's.

Mine and possibly the entire Societies vote hang on your answer. I await a response my good man. *Blows into bubble pipe*.

Secret societies are fine... As long as they stay secret

Your to weak to rule this land I call for a coup

Captcha Give it up yeah give it

I don't want any leaks like the Illuminati

 

[Imthatguy]

snip...

You want to wipe the Brovengers out? Well, there is only one solution I can see to this:

We seem to have a difference of opinion

 

[BreakfastMan]

snip...

You want to wipe the Brovengers out? Well, there is only one solution I can see to this:

We seem to have a difference of opinion

If it's a war you want, it's a war you'll get.

 

[Imthatguy]

-snip-

The powers you have invoked are beyond your puny understanding (of metal)


EDIT: Saw Lamb of God with In Flames last month was AWESOME HellYeah was good there too.

 

[BreakfastMan]

-snip-

The powers you have invoked are beyond your puny understanding (of metal)


EDIT: Saw Lamb of God with In Flames last month was AWESOME HellYeah was good there too.

Bring it, you Injustice League sonofabitch. Your only option is to lose.

 

[Ed130 The Vanguard]

You you become President, can I be the guy on the grassy knoll?

 

[Daystar Clarion]

I say, what nonsense is this?

I'm afraid I can't let you do that Taco.

I believe Fappy wants a word with you...

In the basement.

 

[vrbtny]

I dunno, this all sounds a lot like communism to me 0_o

 

[Strazdas]

I pledge my allegiance to your tacohead avatar!

 

[General Vagueness]

*Supporting the right for same-sex avatars to marry

well there goes my support, that's just not natural

 

[Erttheking]

DEATH TO ALL TYRANTS! "Fries an RPG" Sorry, Taco, it's nothing personal. Someone has to play the role of the insurgent.

 

[Drops a Sweet Katana]

Can I nominate myself as I am a crab with a top hat and monocle. Does this fine, Mexican, eating device have a top hat and monocle? I thought not.

 

[geK0]

Raising taxes on the 1% users with Publisher's Club!?!

This is bullshit! As a Pub Clubber, I worked hard to inherit all this money from my billionaire parents! You 99 percenters are always whining about how high your taxes are, how you don't have medical treatment, how your toilets are actually just holes in the ground, blah blah blah! You know what? I have problems too! Last month, the cook's son died and she had to take the day off! I had to have the assistant chef make my meal and he forgot to garnish the ham with $100 bills like I like (he used $20's like I was some kind of animal)! Can you even contemplate how hard my life is!?

You mean you only have your ham garnished with $100 bills?

pshah!

such a peasant!

Excuse me while I dine on some of the finest roasted brown New Zealand Kiwi bird garnished with gold leaf extracted from ancient Mayan artifacts; I'll wash it down with a Diamond chalice filled with a wine made from only the single finest grape from the harvests of the each worlds finest vineyards.

I'd have something more extravagant prepared for me, but in an economy like this, I have to eat on a tighter budget.

 

[freakymojo]

as my avatar suggests im already prepared to talk to the greenskinned voter base.