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...I didn't think you would buy that. The original handled the horror aspect best.
See, I don't think it has any horror elements at all. It's just a brilliant actioner with a couple of scary looking monsters. It doesn't try to scare at all.BreakfastMan said:Watch Aliens. It really is a fantastic horror/action film. It is one of my personal faves.
Wait, wait, wait... you're the mod for the User Reviews section and you haven't seen Aliens?! Whoa... never saw that coming...Marter said:Wait, Alien was a horror film? I don't remember being scared at all... (I'll be re-watching it soon though).
But, unfortunately, I haven't seen Aliens yet, so, by default, Alien wins my vote.
A word of warning, the fourth Alien movie is pretty bad, and the second AvP movie is fucking awful.Marter said:I will do.BreakfastMan said:Watch Aliens. It really is a fantastic horror/action film. It is one of my personal faves.
I'll be watching all 4 Alien films, then all 3 Predator films, and then the 2 Alien vs. Predator films, all in a row. =D
Alien 3 (Special Edition) is fantastic. I just wish they'd had the CGI tech and budget to finish the special effects, not to mention the guts to keep the "disturbing" scenes in the theatrical release. Regardless, the film is terribly underrated.Kahunaburger said:And don't believe any rumors you may hear about them making any Alien movies after the first two![]()
SckizoBoy" post="18.287110.11334943 said:Wait, wait, wait... you're the mod for the User Reviews section and you haven't seen Aliens?! Whoa... never saw that coming...
There are likely bigger titles that I haven't seen that would surprise you more.
*cough*Star Wars*cough*
And I haven't seen Aliens yet, because I put off watching that entire series until I could see all of the Alien, Predator and Alien vs. Predator movies all in a row.
I have that chance now, so in the next couple of weeks, I'll probably start that series.
I don't understand how people can consider AvP2 to be worse than the first crossover film.Random berk said:A word of warning, the fourth Alien movie is pretty bad, and the second AvP movie is fucking awful.
If I may suggest you avoid the cinematic cancer that is Alien Resurrection... it's not only the worst movie in the series, it's one of the worst movies ever made. And I've seen my fair share of cinematic crud. But that movie is on a whole new level of "bad"...Marter said:I will do.BreakfastMan said:Watch Aliens. It really is a fantastic horror/action film. It is one of my personal faves.
I'll be watching all 4 Alien films, then all 3 Predator films, and then the 2 Alien vs. Predator films, all in a row. =D
I enjoy reviewing really bad movies. And I can't just watch/review all of the rest of them and skip one of the films. That would just look bad!Iwata said:If I may suggest you avoid the cinematic cancer that is Alien Resurrection... it's not only the worst movie in the series, it's one of the worst movies ever made. And I've seen my fair share of cinematic crud. But that movie is on a whole new level of "bad"...
Skip it. Please. I'll never be able to un-see it, but I might avoid someone making the same mistake I did.
If it's the original trilogy then I'd invent something that let me put my hand through my monitor, out your's and slap you upside the head! If it's the prequel trilogy, then I'd shrug. Are you really a nerd/geek? Or are you a normal person secretly here doing research on us?!Marter said:There are likely bigger titles that I haven't seen that would surprise you more.
*cough*Star Wars*cough*
... I'm struggling not to go mad here, but please don't watch them all. Though, having said that, I suppose you have to watch them to realise how crappy some of them are. Of those nine films, only three of them are any good. The remainder are either 'rubbish beyond belief', or outright 'denied'. Enjoy your day... well, some of it!And I haven't seen Aliens yet, because I put off watching that entire series until I could see all of the Alien, Predator and Alien vs. Predator movies all in a row.
I have that chance now, so in the next couple of weeks, I'll probably start that series.
Pretend it doesn't exist!Marter said:I enjoy reviewing really bad movies. And I can't just watch/review all of the rest of them and skip one of the films. That would just look bad!Iwata said:If I may suggest you avoid the cinematic cancer that is Alien Resurrection... it's not only the worst movie in the series, it's one of the worst movies ever made. And I've seen my fair share of cinematic crud. But that movie is on a whole new level of "bad"...
Skip it. Please. I'll never be able to un-see it, but I might avoid someone making the same mistake I did.![]()
I want to review all of them though. That's why I've held off!SckizoBoy said:If it's the original trilogy then I'd invent something that let me put my hand through my monitor, out yours and slap you upside the head! If it's the prequal trilogy, then I'd shrug. Are really a nerd/geek? Or are you a normal person secretly here doing research on us?!It's all of them, both the original, and the prequel. Better get inventing!
I'm... I don't know. Sure, let's say that I'm spying on you...
... I'm struggling not to go mad here, but please don't watch them all. Though, having said that, I suppose you have to watch them to realise how crappy some of them are. Of those nine films, only three of them are any good. The remainder are either 'rubbish beyond belief', or outright 'denied'. Enjoy your day... well, some of it!
The predalien queen was completely ridiculous, it made no sense. If you want originality in a series like Alien, do it with the plot and the human characters, don't fuck with an established life cycle. It makes no sense to have an Alien hive spew out some mutated freak every time they make a new movie. And yeah, they might have introduced it in a plausible way, but why the hell did it reproduce through its tongue?JediMB said:I don't understand how people can consider AvP2 to be worse than the first crossover film.Random berk said:A word of warning, the fourth Alien movie is pretty bad, and the second AvP movie is fucking awful.
But maybe it's just because of the wish fulfillment. I've always wanted Xenomorphs in an actual human city. Plus, the Predalien Queen was the first bit of proper originality the series has seen since Alien 3.
*hrk* Well, here's hoping you've had either a lot of caffeine or sugar... or both. 'Cos you're hands/typing fingers are going to be in for a hell of a lot of exercise (uh... euphemism not intended)... or not, as the case may be.Marter said:I want to review all of them though. That's why I've held off!
I knew it!I'm... I don't know. Sure, let's say that I'm spying on you...