Poll: Apples or Oranges?

[2012 Wont Happen]

GUYS! EVERYONE! THERE'S GONNA BE A DUEL!!! GET YOUR TICKETS HERE! SECONDS, CALL YOUR PLACES! HILLSIDE VIEW SEVEN BUCKS, DUELSIDE THRITY!

but oranges get turned into this:

Spoiler

I call shenanigans, good sir.
I challenge you to Flintlocks at sunset *Glove Slap*

Hey, xxhazyshadowsxx, if you blow it, can I have your stuff? Especially that delicious pie?

My dear boy, you have a Chimera as your avatar. Thus you like Mother 3. Thus, I HAVE to give you my stuff.
And I will not blow it. Because I have rigged my opponents Flintlock with Mace. Aha, this will be delightful..

Okay I can't resist. I'll be selling apples AND oranges at this event.

RE OP: I picked apples (less acidic).

I'll be buying your apples and oranges and making juice and sammiches out of them. Which I will sell at the event.

 

[2012 Wont Happen]

On their own I pick oranges.
But when it comes to anything else (juice, pie, etc.) then I go with apples.

A complex and satisfying answer.

Smiles!

I can't tell if thats sarcasm or not.

well it was a good answer. perhaps my response was a bit... exaggerated- but not sarcastic

Hmmm. My common sense is telling me to believe you, but my paranoia is telling me to burn you.

Well, let's try to avoid flames- but if you wanna pelt me with ice that's fine.

You sadden my pyromaniac side. Oh well *pelts with ice*

Everyone loves fire- I just think flames should be avoided if you catch me

 

[OmegaTron]

Apples. Oranges tend to be too tangy and dry for me to call it a fruit. Apples are very juicy and sweet.

 

[Hazy]

GUYS! EVERYONE! THERE'S GONNA BE A DUEL!!! GET YOUR TICKETS HERE! SECONDS, CALL YOUR PLACES! HILLSIDE VIEW SEVEN BUCKS, DUELSIDE THRITY!

but oranges get turned into this:

Spoiler

I call shenanigans, good sir.
I challenge you to Flintlocks at sunset *Glove Slap*

Hey, xxhazyshadowsxx, if you blow it, can I have your stuff? Especially that delicious pie?

My dear boy, you have a Chimera as your avatar. Thus you like Mother 3. Thus, I HAVE to give you my stuff.
And I will not blow it. Because I have rigged my opponents Flintlock with Mace. Aha, this will be delightful..

Ooooh, so it will! How very fun! Although...that would mean I wouldn't get your stuff...Hmm...What a conundrum. I suppose I'll still cheer when you win (though I will still sell the tickets).

And I think We've been down this road before, it sounds familiar. By the way, where did you get the idea for mace?

After about 20 or so episodes of cops, it sort of came to me. Damn, G4 LOVES that show..

 

[Beffudled Sheep]

Everyone loves fire- I just think flames should be avoided if you catch me.

Ah, I see.

 

[USSR]

Damn, If only the thread were Grape or Apple.

Then I could've just said Grapple
It's existent, I swear >.<!!!

 

[soren7550]

Apples.

You can get apple pie, apple juice, apple cider, sparkling apple cider, apple danishes, apple...

 

[BehattedWanderer]

I'll be bringing an apple and oranges sandwhich to pay.

Done! *Hands your ticket* Please enjoy the event, and don't forget to cheer, jowl, and boo as appropriate. Oh, and no trying to digg in to sales. Unless I get free sammiches and juice. Then dig in all day.

Okay I can't resist. I'll be selling apples AND oranges at this event.

RE OP: I picked apples (less acidic).

Dammit, people are muscling in on my sales! I propose a partnership--I'll give you a percentage of my ticket sales, if you cut me a percentage of your fruit sales?

*hands thirty* If I pay 30 more can I keep the losers head?

Thank you, here's your ticket. That extra thirty will get you a spot closer to being able to run in and collect the head, along with some others hoping for the same, but there's no guarantee. However, without the thirty, you'll be back a further five feet from everyone in this group, and will have almost no chance at collecting the head. Now, for twenty atop that, we can make sure you have full access to the loser's clothes, shoes, and a replica or preserved organ of your choice.

 

[paragon1]

Okay I can't resist. I'll be selling apples AND oranges at this event.

RE OP: I picked apples (less acidic).

Dammit, people are muscling in on my sales! I propose a partnership--I'll give you a percentage of my ticket sales, if you cut me a percentage of your fruit sales?

DEAL! *spits hand and shakes

 

[paragon1]

GUYS! EVERYONE! THERE'S GONNA BE A DUEL!!! GET YOUR TICKETS HERE! SECONDS, CALL YOUR PLACES! HILLSIDE VIEW SEVEN BUCKS, DUELSIDE THRITY!

but oranges get turned into this:

Spoiler

I call shenanigans, good sir.
I challenge you to Flintlocks at sunset *Glove Slap*

Hey, xxhazyshadowsxx, if you blow it, can I have your stuff? Especially that delicious pie?

My dear boy, you have a Chimera as your avatar. Thus you like Mother 3. Thus, I HAVE to give you my stuff.
And I will not blow it. Because I have rigged my opponents Flintlock with Mace. Aha, this will be delightful..

Okay I can't resist. I'll be selling apples AND oranges at this event.

RE OP: I picked apples (less acidic).

I'll be buying your apples and oranges and making juice and sammiches out of them. Which I will sell at the event.

That's fine, I'll sell to you at a discount for bulk order.

 

[The Shade]

I prefer oranges because they give us Orange Juice. Mmm...

 

[toapat]

Oranges, you can turn them into spies

 

[Beffudled Sheep]

*Deals*

What if I slip in an extra ten atop that extra 50?

 

[WayOutThere]

apples

Who would pick oranges?

crazy people

Seriously though, I've never liked oranges. The only thing that would give me pause is orange juice but it is well overweighed by apple cidder.

What a great topic for discussion by the way.

 

[The_Echo]

I'd pick apples. I don't like oranges.

 

[Arkzism]

oranges more work but so much tastier

 

[BehattedWanderer]

*Deals*

What if I slip in an extra ten atop that extra 50?

Then the head's all yours, and I'll swindle the others! *handshakes while taking the money* Thank you, and thanks for your business!

DEAL! *spits hand and shakes

*shakes hand and tips hat* Happy to do business with ya!

Oh, and ignore that above bit about swindling.

 

[Beffudled Sheep]

*Deals*

What if I slip in an extra ten atop that extra 50?

Then the head's all yours, and I'll swindle the others! *handshakes while taking the money* Thank you, and thanks for your business!

DEAL! *spits hand and shakes

*shakes hand and tips hat* Happy to do business with ya!

Oh, and ignore that above bit about swindling.

Its been a pleasure doing business with you.

 

[zagazsano]

You can't go wrong with an apple. Juicy, and the satisfying crunch to it on a summer day.

 

[2012 Wont Happen]

GUYS! EVERYONE! THERE'S GONNA BE A DUEL!!! GET YOUR TICKETS HERE! SECONDS, CALL YOUR PLACES! HILLSIDE VIEW SEVEN BUCKS, DUELSIDE THRITY!

but oranges get turned into this:

Spoiler

I call shenanigans, good sir.
I challenge you to Flintlocks at sunset *Glove Slap*

Hey, xxhazyshadowsxx, if you blow it, can I have your stuff? Especially that delicious pie?

My dear boy, you have a Chimera as your avatar. Thus you like Mother 3. Thus, I HAVE to give you my stuff.
And I will not blow it. Because I have rigged my opponents Flintlock with Mace. Aha, this will be delightful..

Okay I can't resist. I'll be selling apples AND oranges at this event.

RE OP: I picked apples (less acidic).

I'll be buying your apples and oranges and making juice and sammiches out of them. Which I will sell at the event.

That's fine, I'll sell to you at a discount for bulk order.

thanks