Poll: Are you a god?

[Gestapo Hunter]

REJOICE BROTHER AND SISTERS!! or not..

As gamers know gods and deity often play a very important and many storyline or game play. Either making our lives easier but usually they make our game play experience as much fun as testing car batteries with your tongue. So heres a list of the recent gods thats been added to the gaming world. The one with the highest vote will be the deity of choice on the cult im starting.

What? Its a great idea! If L. Ron Hubbard can pull shit out of his ass and make money,then so can I!!

 

[Russian_Assassin]

I am the GOD OF WAR!

 

[The Austin]

Umm... The Cult of Ormagoden was my idea.

So.... If that one wins could I join?

 

[TheNamlessGuy]

DELETED

 

[Armored Prayer]

As the Acolytes from Warcraft 3 say, "My life for Ner'zhul!"

 

[Sassafrass]

The Maker from Dragon Age.
Haven't played it, but isn't 'darkspawn' the bad guys?

In that case, isn't he the devil, ergo your religion would be satanism?

They are and your God, if I interpreted my 13 hours of play right, would be a big fucking dragon.
So it would also be the one I pick.

 

[Sephychu]

I'm an Ormagoden fanatic anyway. May death come swiftly to his enemies!

 

[EMFCRACKSHOT]

You pathetic heretics shall burn in the almighty wrath of the God Emperor of Mankind. He is our torch in the darkness and our salvation from the evil of Chaos and zenos scum

 

[Disaster Button]

THE EMPRAH!

Technically he didn't create the Space Marines, he just ruled them.

 

[ethaninja]

I am the Dungeon Master mwahaha =D 3 ft in front of you appears an unbeatable dragon... enjoy =)

 

[Antiparticle]

Damn, when I saw the thread title I was sure it would somehow be about today's xkcd [http://www.xkcd.com/676/]:

 

[3rd rung]

If someone asks if you are a god you say YES

 

[LogicNProportion]

FOR THE EMPEROR!!!!!!

 

[orangebandguy]

I might aswell be the Emperor. I will purge you with fire!

 

[joshuaayt]

My religion states that every man is, himself, a god. Upon death you get your own universe to manipulate. Think of this life as training in humility.
I'll call myself Cthulhu and then, in my perfect recreation of Earth (Only Earth, the other planets I'll turn awesome) I'll have lovecraft call Cthulhu 'Joshua'.

 

[dragontiers]

The Maker from Dragon Age.
Haven't played it, but isn't 'darkspawn' the bad guys?

In that case, isn't he the devil, ergo your religion would be satanism?

The Maker is the god figure in Dragon Age: Origins. When mages in the Tevinter(sp) Empire became too powerful and attempted to storm his celestial palace (which for some reason was in the fade) he created the Darkspawn as punishment. Also, all the Archdemons or dragons are supposedly "Old Gods" worshiped before The Maker was widely worshiped. And apparently, if everyone in the world worships The Maker, he'll make the world a paradise.

 

[Axeli]

Yuri (Shadow Hearts). What? Think about it. He does not only flip off and punch cthulhus regulary, but punches them to death. Not only that, if you're really unlucky he even gets your powers in the progress... by imprisoning you inside his soul and beating you up again spiritually. He even literally has godly powers because of this.
Not only that, he kills them without the use of deus ex machina. In fact, it takes a deus ex machina to kill him, though he only dies even then if he chooses so himself.

I don't need any more proof than that: The guy is an awesome asskicking God.

 

[TheNamlessGuy]

DELETED

 

[lvl9000_woot]

A.I. Director from L4d(1&2). Does that count?

 

[UAProxy]

*growls*