Poll: Are you a god?

[lvl9000_woot]

A.I. Director from L4d(1&2). Does that count?

 

[UAProxy]

*growls*

 

[Macgyvercas]

I am the GOD OF WAR!

I WILL make you suffer!
NONE shall defy me!

See, I can quote GoWII as well

OT: Kratos

 

[Gestapo Hunter]

Ormagoden hands down.

Also your avatar offends me highly.

yeah..a nun told me my existence is offensive. how is that relevant? i really dont know.

 

[maddawg IAJI]

I think I'll take Ormaggedon. As he is proably the most influental and powerful amongst them all and I like power.

 

[Dorian]

I nominate myself.

AKA, Sheogorath, Daedric Prince of Madness, ruler of the Shivering Isles.

I'm very fun to talk to if you get to know me.
In fact, I'm going to go pray to myself right now!

 

[Xorghul]

I am Kratos. I am vengeance.

*Dramatic music plays as I jump from high cliff*
*Kills a ogre**splatters on the ground*

There. Much better.

OT though, I have to go with Kratos too. I mean, come on. The dude becomes a god because he's..killed....enough..people...
I wonder if that would work for me too...

 

[Souplex]

I am getting sick of having to say it, so I am not going to say it.

 

[Knight Templar]

The Forgotten Realms gods, much better than all your consistant gods.

 

[ma55ter_fett]

The god of metal it is.

 

[Obrien Xp]

Cthulhu.

Or the Old Gods from Guild Wars. Mostly Grenth.

Or that mysterious voice from the sky in tf2.

 

[zimtheawesome]

I am a god, I am the one
Into the chaos see my time has begun

 

[madcap2112]

I AM A GOLDEN GOD!!!

Hmm, think it works better if I'm standing on a balcony or on top of some random kid's house.

 

[Slash Dementia]

I am the Dungeon Master mwahaha =D 3 ft in front of you appears an unbeatable dragon... enjoy =)

It's... unbeatable. I'll join you.
Create an unbreakable cage over all the other gods and lock them together so they can fight for all eternity. We can watch them fight!

 

[Jark212]

My religion states that every man is, himself, a god. Upon death you get your own universe to manipulate. Think of this life as training in humility.
I'll call myself Cthulhu and then, in my perfect recreation of Earth (Only Earth, the other planets I'll turn awesome) I'll have lovecraft call Cthulhu 'Joshua'.

Now that's a religion I could follow...
You win my respect good sir...

 

[Snotnarok]

Ray...When some one asks if you are a God, you say YES.

 

[Spinwhiz]

If someone asks if you are a god you say YES

I couldn't have said it better myself.

 

[The Austin]

No, seriously. The cult of Ormagoden was totally my idea.