Poll: Bacon

[child of lileth]

I like it somewhere in between.

 

[TheDoctorsCompanion.]

This thread is making my mouth water. Pigs are magical animals.....

 

[poppabaggins]

I like my bacon chewy, with chocolate, like in the dark-chocolate bacon cheesecake I had at lunch today. heavenly.

 

[blankedboy]

Crunchy, definitely.

I might go get some now.

 

[Grike]

What is it with people's obsession with bacon?

I mean, I'm a vegetarian and never had it, so I'm really asking, what's so great about it?

I'll jsut say the same thing when I explained to my friend who's also a vegetarian.

Imagine your favorite food. Then deep fry it in a vat full of awesomesauce. Afterwards, dip it in chocolate and sprinkle happiness on it.

That, my friend, is bacon.

OT: Crunchy ftw

 

[TimeLord]

Mmmmmmmmmmmmm crispy crunchy salty bacon!

The Time War began because of a disagreement over bacon, you know?

 

[Vek]

What is it with people's obsession with bacon?

I mean, I'm a vegetarian and never had it, so I'm really asking, what's so great about it?

It's a flavorful, fatty cut of meat from the stomach area of the pig. It's cured, then smoked, and often-times, smoked a second time. If you like meat, and smoked foods, bacon is a tasty fried treat of fat and muscle and AMAZING.

From: a friendly meat cutter.

 

[TheTaco007]

Can't I have my bacon that is BOTH crunch and floppy? You know, where the ends are all curly and crunchy and the middle is all tender and floppy-like?

No?

Well, darn it, I won't have bacon then!

That'd be the "somewhere inbetween" option. It's very difficult to get an equal consistency throughout the whole strip.

Oh, I know. I'm a cafe chef, and I have to do SO many breakfasts, all involving bacon. And everyone wants it subtly different. Crunchy, crackly, tender, not overdone, almost burnt... grrr.

The only worse thing to cook is poached eggs. Seriously, who goes to a cafe and asks for poached eggs cooked "all the way through"? They are SUPPOSED to be soft in the middle, so you can get eggy goodness all over your toast!

Really? That's pretty cool. Though yeah, "The customer's always right" easily translates to "The customer's usually an idiot".

 

[TheTaco007]

Mmmmmmmmmmmmm crispy crunchy salty bacon!

The Time War began because of a disagreement over bacon, you know?

EXTERMINATE THE PIGS!!! EXTERMINATE!!!

 

[Oskar K]

Crunchy.. thou my bro can eat it raw.. i know nasty

 

[micky]

im picky about how i love bacon but i like all of it, mmmm just thinking about it is making my mouth water, i do love that stuff.

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

Three of you are liars. I wonder if these are the same people who said they'd never looked at porn.

EDIT: Oh yeah, and crunchy.

 

[TheTaco007]

Crunchy.. thou my bro can eat it raw.. i know nasty

Raw? Wow. I like mine floppy, but I can't imagine eating it raw...

 

[smartmoose]

I feel floppy bacon give it more flavor then when you make it chrispy. You also need extra thick strips always.

 

[Drexlor]

I don't like bacon. I tried it and didn't like it. It might have been over-crunchy though.

 

[Not G. Ivingname]

I have never had bacon. Ever.
*hides in anti-flame and suggestion bunker*

That's okay. I've had bacon and I HATE it!

*brings some food to the bunker*

Can I join? I don't eat bacon and these people have some really big pitch forks.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I like my bacon crunchy. So crunchy that it is almost burnt. That is how I like my bacon.

No floppiness for me!

[sub][sub][sub]Call me unpatriotic but I don't like Canadian Bacon. It is just fried sliced ham and I don't enjoy it.[/sub][/sub][/sub]

 

[lacktheknack]

What is it with people's obsession with bacon?

I mean, I'm a vegetarian and never had it, so I'm really asking, what's so great about it?

The smell and taste, and the texture.

So, um, everything.

 

[Shimmyshake]

Not a fan of bacon. Sausage patties are my breakfast meat of choice.