This is the most awesome thing I have ever read.manaman said:Bacon was the first gift from the gods. It's the divine food, and exists only to comfort us during this weary mortal existence, and serve as a small taste of the riches that await us in the afterlife.
That's... a real thing? I can't decide if I think that sounds awesome or ridiculous - I mean, dark chocolate cheesecake by itself is fantastic, and bacon is, well, bacon, but I'm not sure you really need to mix them together.poppabaggins said:dark-chocolate bacon cheesecake
Really? That's all the reasons I find it so nasty. Personal taste is a funny thing.lacktheknack said:The smell and taste, and the texture.Julianking93 said:What is it with people's obsession with bacon?
I mean, I'm a vegetarian and never had it, so I'm really asking, what's so great about it?
So, um, everything.
Sure, bring some drinks!Not G. Ivingname said:Can I join? I don't eat bacon and these people have some really big pitch forks.Mimssy said:That's okay. I've had bacon and I HATE it!sennius said:I have never had bacon. Ever.
*hides in anti-flame and suggestion bunker*
*brings some food to the bunker*
That... I don't... I think my mouth just had an orgasm...Taco of flames said:I like my bacon a bit crispy, having a solid feel, but with a bit of give and softness. Something I can bite through along with my burger without pulling the whole strip out. This reminds me of the best sandwich I ever made: Hot dogs(thats plural, hot dogs, three in one sandwich), bacon, and a massive slathering of BBQ sauce. It made me feel kind of fat, but it was so freakin' worth it.
Isn't it, though? Everyone obsesses over coffee and booze as well, both of which I can't stand. Huh.Mimssy said:Really? That's all the reasons I find it so nasty. Personal taste is a funny thing.lacktheknack said:The smell and taste, and the texture.Julianking93 said:What is it with people's obsession with bacon?
I mean, I'm a vegetarian and never had it, so I'm really asking, what's so great about it?
So, um, everything.
It's Lipitor's greatest enemy. It's salty, its juicy, its crunchy, and I can't describe it. It's just.. ohhhhhhh bacon.Julianking93 said:What is it with people's obsession with bacon?
I mean, I'm a vegetarian and never had it, so I'm really asking, what's so great about it?
My state fair just did a chocolate-covered bacon thing. I had to take 4 bottles of Lipitor before I could take a bite without worrying about my heart completely stopping.Gildan Bladeborn said:That's... a real thing? I can't decide if I think that sounds awesome or ridiculous - I mean, dark chocolate cheesecake by itself is fantastic, and bacon is, well, bacon, but I'm not sure you really need to mix them together.poppabaggins said:dark-chocolate bacon cheesecake
Granted, if I had either of those on hand I'd be trying it for myself right now, but I still think there are foods that don't need to be "improved" by adding bacon - not a lot of foods, but I'm sure they exist, somewhere.
Isn't it, though? Everyone obsesses over coffee and booze as well, both of which I can't stand. Huh.lacktheknack said:Isn't it, though? Everyone obsesses over coffee and booze as well, both of which I can't stand. Huh.
Oh well, I still have bacon.
You sir are not human!Drexlor said:I don't like bacon. I tried it and didn't like it. It might have been over-crunchy though.
I blew it with my anti-thing bazooka.sennius said:I have never had bacon. Ever. And I'm not a vegetarian either.
*hides in anti-flame and suggestion bunker*
Ha! Like that would work, we were totally prepared for that, all we did was a eject an anti-thing bear, he took care of it.Alon Shechter said:I blew it with my anti-thing bazooka.sennius said:I have never had bacon. Ever. And I'm not a vegetarian either.
*hides in anti-flame and suggestion bunker*
what is this i don't evenCanid117 said:All Hail the glory that is Bacon!
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