Poll: Best way to destroy my Xbox 360

[Smack-Ferret]

Throw it out a window when it's on fire while you play some Killzone 2.

 

[Hamster at Dawn]

Cover it in explosives and drop it out of a plane.

 

[Goldeneye103X2]

Put in the middle of a small patch of grass, and molotov it.

That's what I'd personally do. That or use a remote detonated device.

Do whatever you feel like doing. It's your call. Just please, PLEASE, record it and put it on youtube.

 

[Chunko]

throw it out of a moving car off a cliff (long fall + thrown out of moving car)

 

[Hikikomori Ookami]

Step 1: Make Maltov cocktail
Step 2: Throw cocktail at xbox
Step 3: Wait for flames to cool down
Step 4: Smash xbox with sledge hammer

 

[slipknot4]

Something about youtube... and allot of pain... *cough* no can't remember

 

[Aschenkatza]

Throw it out a car at some idiot who blasts Hannah Montannah music or the Johnas Brothers.

Otherwise, GET A NINJA WIZARD AND A BEAR WITH LAZOR EYES!

and tape that shit.

 

[GonzoGamer]

Suggestion 1: see if it blends.
Suggestion 2: Get a remote control bomb and a lion, then you put the remote control bomb up it's butt, then when you push the button, your 360 and the lion die like one.
Does anybody know what movie I'm spoofing?

Really these are all really good suggestions but I urge you, whatever you choose, when you are done, please upload the video to youtube and send the burnt fragments and a cd with the video to MS with a letter telling them that this sort of hardware failure is not tolerated and that (even if it's not true) you're switching to the ps3. If you aren't planning on switching, make sure you get a 360 from this year, they're supposed to be free of rrod but I haven't seen any actual figures on that so don't take my word for it.

 

[Zosephine]

Get someone to do a particularly violent tap dance on it, then blend the remains then burn it with something flashy!

 

[Hikikomori Ookami]

A combination of all the options on the poll.
Or give it a viking funeral: make it a raft, send it out to sea, then light the raft on fire with flaming arrows.

This is almost as much fun as actually using an xbox!

 

[similar.squirrel]

Rig it with explosives and leave it in a playground.

 

[SantoUno]

Why is this still going on? Seems like a violent crucifixion towards the 360 failure rate that should have been closed way long ago.

Dunno what you can do with it? Just send it in if you can get it repaired for free. If not, THEN do whatever you want with it.

 

[TheGreenManalishi]

Asplodes

 

[thebestaround21]

Buy a cruise ticket, go to Antigua and sell it to an ivory dealer

 

[HT_Black]

Beat it to smithereens with a sledgehammer and post the video on YouTube. Instant. Viral. Hit.

 

[thebestaround21]

moi

keep hitting it with a wii, untill they both fall to pieces, then burn the remains. two birds, people

i like your style

moi aussi or mi tambien!

 

[911 fox]

i filled my xbox with cfirecrackers and gasoline

 

[balimuzz]

My general answer for how to destroy a 360 is usually to just use it, but seeings as yours is already bricked, I'd go for a hammer. There is nothing in this world more cathartic than beating the living shit out of an inanimate object.