Poll: Best way to destroy my Xbox 360

[IrrelevantTangent]

1. Attempt to sell your console to EBGames or Gamestop or any other kind of videogame store.

1a. If you can't sell the console, take it apart (carefully) and sell the parts to the highest bidder.

2. ???

3. Profit.

 

[scnj]

I'VE HAD TO PUT A FROST CURSE ON MINE TO KEEP IT WORKING. BUT IF YOU REALLY WANT TO DESTROY YOUR XBOX, I SUGGEST FORGING IT INTO A NEW WEAPON WITH WHICH TO INCUR YOUR WRATH ON MICROSOFT. IF YOU FEEL ANY WRATH IS NECESSARY, OF COURSE. INSTEAD YOU COULD ALWAYS SHOW YOUR NEW SILICON SWORD TO YOUR FRIENDS INSTEAD AND PLACE IT ON THE MANTLEPIECE TO SHOW OFF AT PARTIES.

Alright, firstly, caps lock is not cool. It makes your posts hard to read and looks like you're shouting everything. Secondly, your name manages to ruin the forum layout when you have the last post in a thread. It's awfully annoying.

 

[effilctar]

Viking Funeral

 

[KamachoMcSagget]

i agree with trading it in at gamestop, that's what i did with my broken ps2, and it got me $30, which i think is good

 

[Queen Michael]

One word: Batman.

 

[spitefulsixth]

throw it off a building

 

[lwm3398]

KILL IT WITH FIRE!

Then soak it. Chuck out window. Gather parts. Microwave until small mushroom cloud and loud bang is heard and seen. Throw out window again. Throw in garbage.

 

[L3m0n_L1m3]

You should give it the Japanese water torture. That'll teach it!

 

[IamQ]

Fire and a hammer.

 

[JSkunk22]

Break it by playing games on it. Oh wait...

 

[katsabas]

Simple yet a bit hard to find: element number 87 on the periodic table. Preferably that but anything on the same vertical column is fine. Francium and water. Kaboom. Innovative and effective as hell.

 

[Taneer]

First, light a match and attach it to the 360. Then, fill the 360 with some explosive compound. Get a friend with a balcony to let you void it's warranty. Toss the 360 off, hopefully causing it to explode molotov-style.

Don't have a balcony? Well...Just pop open the casing full of gas and drop the match in, you boring person.

 

[ThePizzaGuy556]

Fire 'nuff said

 

[DarkMessiah]

eBay it as a broken/parts 360? :-/
If you'd still rather destroy it, then my vote goes to fire or some kind of homemade explosive.

 

[Shadowfaze]

Cut it half with a samurai sword. make sure you film it with a highspeed camera and post it on youtube.

BAM. dead 360. and thousands of views really fast

 

[cannot_aim]

Some kind of explosion. Thats always the best way to end something.

Ninja'd. Are fireworks legal in your state?

nope, if it explodes or goes in the air its illegal, I hate stupid politicians.

 

[jamesworkshop]

Stick uncharted 2 in there and watch it meltdown

quote Scotty at the appropriate time

 

[GrindBass]

It might not destroy it as quickly as some of the other options but taking a hammer to it would be the most satisfying by far.

Then blow up what's left.