Wrong/personal preference, what's the difference, right? Torgue weapons are way too slow.Bertylicious said:Many of you have not said Torgue, which means that you are either wrong or sniping.
Fine. Choose your own damn Borderlands 2 Adventure:NearLifeExperience said:Wrong/personal preference, what's the difference, right? Torgue weapons are way too slow.Bertylicious said:Many of you have not said Torgue, which means that you are either wrong or sniping.
Good point.Bertylicious said:Fine. Choose your own damn Borderlands 2 Adventure:NearLifeExperience said:Wrong/personal preference, what's the difference, right? Torgue weapons are way too slow.Bertylicious said:Many of you have not said Torgue, which means that you are either wrong or sniping.
You are traveling through The Dust, searching for a way up the mountain to the Gyro camp. You have not taken a car because Princess Diana died in a car and this has left you with a crippling phobia of automobiles. Suddenly a bandit leaps down to confront you!
If you have a Torque minigun, go to paragraph 2. If not, turn to Paragraph 3.
You aim down the site and unleash a torrent of explosive gunfire at the hapless fool. He desperatley attempts to roll away but the splash damage from the inexorable hail follows him and renders him into a pile of lifeless muck. More bandits leap down at you but, thanks to massive damage per shot nature of your weapon, their shattered bones and exploderised entrails begin to form a great mound. You stride up the formation of ruined humanity to the glorious uplands of the Gyrocamp.
You aim down the sight and unleash a torrent of gunfire at the bandit. His shield absorbs much of the damage before your clip is empty. Desperately you switch to an alternative weapon, but it is ill suited to combat at this range. As your sight fades to black you desperately blaze away with an SMG, but the bandit laughs at your pathetic damage output. The last thing you see is his grinning face as he moves in to teabag your corpse.
You have died. Return to the beginning to start your adventure again.
I am glad that you agree with me and have become a better, more correct, version of yourself as a consequence.NearLifeExperience said:Good point.
You're pretty funny but still wrong.Bertylicious said:I am glad that you agree with me and have become a better, more correct, version of yourself as a consequence.NearLifeExperience said:Good point.
I feel like Diogenes, only less naked and covered in shit.
Would now be a bad time to point out that the poll at the top was asking for "favorites", not "the best"?NearLifeExperience said:You're pretty funny but still wrong.Bertylicious said:I am glad that you agree with me and have become a better, more correct, version of yourself as a consequence.NearLifeExperience said:Good point.
I feel like Diogenes, only less naked and covered in shit.
What manufacturer you pick depends solely on personal preference. There is no best.
Exactly!6_Qubed said:Would now be a bad time to point out that the poll at the top was asking for "favorites", not "the best"?
And now I feel dirty agreeing with you..6_Qubed said:Gaige is best pony. :3