I don't mind the idea of cellphones. There is the convenience of always being able to contact people if need be, especially in an emergency and all of that.
But in practice?
I hate the motherfucking things. I don't know if they're the cause or if they're a symptom of it, but they end up feeling like the god damned heralds of a society that can't seem to pay attention to anything for more than 20 seconds and who doesn't seem to know a whole lot about anything.
Words alone cannot explain how much I hate it when I'm at a restaurant with friends and we are all talking, when the guy across from me WHO I AM ACTIVELY TRYING TO COMMUNICATE SOMETHING TO is so damn ADD and OCD that he can't help but busting out his fucking flip phone and texting back to his woobie-emotional and overly clingy 'not my girlfriend but really kind of is my girlfriend' who can't stand to be out of communication with him for more than two minutes.
Once he's done with that he looks back up to me and goes "Sorry, what were you saying?"
A minute later, another text, or checking voice-mails or WHATEVER.
I... I want to reach across the fucking table and backhand him out of his god damned chair every time this happens.
On top of all of this, I DO NOT WANT to be in constant contact with every Dick, Tom and Harry I know. Even if I had a cell phone that I kept turned off most of the time just the fact that I had it would cause everyone I know to start bitching at me to turn it on more often, on top of that they would start texting me non-stop AND WOULD GET INDIGNANT IF I HAD THE SHEER GALL TO NOT RESPOND TO THEM IN 60 SECONDS OR TELL THEM I DON'T LIKE GETTING TEXTS.
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So no, I do not find the damn things a vital necessity to the modern world. Quite frankly I'm more and more getting the feeling that they're making people fucking stupid and rude which more than outweighs and convenience they might hold to me.
As long as it is possible or I can get away with it, my phone will plug into something, not be mobile, and will have an answering machine if I don't happen to answer.
And anyone who doesn't like it can eat me.