Poll: Chocolate Bunnies!

[AvsJoe]

Which part of the chocolate bunny do you take the first bite? I start from the ear most of the time and face some of the time. I started at the ear of the one I'm gnawing at now. I've always wondered if the majority of people start at the ear like I do.

 

[Sajuuk-khar]

The neck.

Hissss.

(No seriously the ears as well, as do most people I think.)

 

[omega 616]

I have never had the pleasure of a chocolate bunny, for comic reasons I would probably start at the butt.

 

[Lord Mountbatten Reborn]

Godamnit, I thought this might be about Robert Rankin. Obviously no one knows who he is, apart from SirBryghtside and OptimusHagrid.

I've never eaten a chocolate bunny for some reason, but I'd start with the ears, which sounds logical.

 

[DazZ.]

Start at the top and work my way down, as I do with most things.

 

[Vrex360]

The ears for me, it just makes sense as far as I'm concerned.
Also can I just say for the record that when they make easter bunnies with smiley faces even while you are essentially biting off the tops of their heads and eating their chocolate little bodies.... it has always disturbed me.

 

[DazZ.]

Godamnit, I thought this might be about Robert Rankin. Obviously no one knows who he is.

You mean the guy who wrote the The Brentford "Trilogy"?

 

[Gladion]

I always start with the butt so if the bunny comes magically to life after I started eating it it cannot say "kiss my ass", it could only say "bite me" which I would probably do.

 

[InvisibleSeal]

I generally break off the head before eating the body for... it's a tradition from when I was younger and always left the cutest bit for last.

 

[Lord Mountbatten Reborn]

Godamnit, I thought this might be about Robert Rankin. Obviously no one knows who he is.

You mean the guy who wrote the The Brentford "Trilogy"?

That's the one.

And now I've somehow managed to report myself. :S Whoops.

 

[L3m0n_L1m3]

Ears, since they're usually the first part I unwrap.

 

[Soulgaunt]

I don't want the poor thing to hear it's own screaming!

 

[Soxafloppin]

I usually just punch it while the foil is still on.

then unwrap it and pick a random peice of chocolate.

 

[AvsJoe]

Godamnit, I thought this might be about Robert Rankin. Obviously no one knows who he is.

You mean the guy who wrote the The Brentford "Trilogy"?

That's the one.

And now I've somehow managed to report myself. :S Whoops.

Lemme guess: screen refreshed sending you back to your post as you were clicking and your mouse happened to be hovering over the report button? If so, that's happened to me as well.

 

[Julianking93]

I don't eat chocolate bunnies.

They always taste of plastic and cheap chinese chocolate.

 

[Mr. Blue Sky]

I don't eat chocolate bunnies.

They always taste of plastic and cheap chinese chocolate.

This, but if I found one that didn't taste like ass, I would start from the ears.

 

[Neonbob]

The ears for me, it just makes sense as far as I'm concerned.
Also can I just say for the record that when they make easter bunnies with smiley faces even while you are essentially biting off the tops of their heads and eating their chocolate little bodies.... it has always disturbed me.

But...that's the best part!
On the smiley ones, I eat their faces last!
Ears first, then I munch my way up from their feet.

 

[WestMountain]

I usually bite the whole head off

 

[Total LOLige]

I just bite the whole head!

 

[Srdjan]

I like smaller ones, so I can eat them in one bite...