Poll: Chocolate Bunnies!

[Wardnath]

Eh. Usually break it up beforehand.

Force of habit, really.

 

[War Penguin]

I don't eat chocolate bunnies [small](because I'm allergic)[/small], but I even I think you should start at the ears. I get the feeling that they would break off naturally if you don't.

 

[DustyDrB]

Chocolate...my greatest weakness.
I start from the foot. Don't want him trying to get away. Those who start from the ear are missing the thrill of torture. You want him to hear his end coming.

 

[AvsJoe]

I'm an ears guy, too. And I think this is appropriately funny:

I admit it, this picture is one of the inspirations for this thread. I laughed the first time I saw it about a decade ago and it still makes me smile today.

 

[Lemon Of Life]

I bite off their tail so they can't use their FTL thrusters to escape.

 

[BlumiereBleck]

Like a woman I start up top and make my way down.

 

[PrimoThePro]

Mmm. Hollowed out chocolate goodness.
The face. I don't want it to see what I'm about to do to it.
(EAT IT YOU FREAKS, I WILL NOT FORNICATE WITH A CHOCOLATE BUNNY)

 

[Alphavillain]

I tend to think the ears are the thinnest part of the bunny, so I go for that. It gives me easy access to the rest of the bunny without breaking me teeth.

Oh, and...Lindt bunnies FTW!

 

[Johnnyallstar]

wherever I catch them first. I like to get the solid ones and I like to freeze them so I can gnaw on the rock hard chocolate.

 

[Latinidiot]

The ears for me, it just makes sense as far as I'm concerned.
Also can I just say for the record that when they make easter bunnies with smiley faces even while you are essentially biting off the tops of their heads and eating their chocolate little bodies.... it has always disturbed me.

We have a holiday here where we have chocolate versions of the saint we're celebrating.
we eat an old man, made of chocolate.

 

[cschwing]

Start with the ears and work my way down. I don't know why. Just seems natural.

Cause eating chocolate bunnies is "Natural"
=P

 

[Mookie_Magnus]

I bite out the eyes and scream "Don't look at me!" over and over.

Naw, I usually go for the ears... I think. I'll have to get back to you after Easter.

 

[Mookie_Magnus]

Mmm. Hollowed out chocolate goodness.
The face. I don't want it to see what I'm about to do to it.
(EAT IT YOU FREAKS, I WILL NOT FORNICATE WITH A CHOCOLATE BUNNY)

Hm... I didn't know Cadbury made cream bunnies as well.

*ba-dum tish*

 

[Lord Honk]

i smash them into teeny tiny bits because i can't stand having suckled-on pieces of chocolate hanging around.
i basically do the same thing to chocolate santas and chocolate jesus [http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_M2FZYFxRZOE/Rqn2GbhNLxI/AAAAAAAAACs/UgElV2OthVA/s400/Chocolate_jesus_postcard.jpg]

 

[TheRightToArmBears]

I cut them up with precision, then melt different bunny parts together.

I am the chocolate frankenstein. Fear my creations.

 

[Sleekgiant]

The ears for starting at the top is the best

Mmm. Hollowed out chocolate goodness.
The face. I don't want it to see what I'm about to do to it.
(EAT IT YOU FREAKS, I WILL NOT FORNICATE WITH A CHOCOLATE BUNNY)

Hm... I didn't know Cadbury made cream bunnies as well.

*ba-dum tish*

I need mind bleach for bad imagery

 

[AbsoluteVirtue18]

I eat the face and head first, so then the ears and body are separate. Then I eat the ears, then the upper body downward.

 

[GodofDisaster]

I eat its arms and legs first, and then I put it out of its misery by eating its head in a single bite, followed by the rest of course.

 

[Artina89]

Start at the ears every time. I have 2 Lindt bunnies in the fridge waiting for me to eat them. Mmmmmmmm Lindt chocolate bunnies......

 

[RanD00M]

Wait wait wait.There's such a thing as chocolate BUNNIES?!?! Why had I never been informed of this?